Malfunctioning

Unhinged thank u Basically Yellowjackets shit (which may or may not intertwine with any hyper fixation I develop)

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Shauna: I’m sad

Jackie: What’s wrong?

Mari: Jump

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The real question is who would have loved “I love you Jesus” by Trisha Paytas more- Laura Lee or Van

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Yellowjackets fav kids show kinda (but random and not chronological) :

Jackie: SpongeBob (duh)

Shauna: Says 13 Reasons Why (but was glee)

Misty: Victorious/ Hannah Montana

Mari: Phineas and Ferb kid forever

Lottie: The Winx saga

Natalie: Skins (or Paw Patrol with Van)

Van: Paw Patrol (ride or die)

Taissa: Lego Ninjago series (but also secretly glee)

Akilah: Glee/ High School Musical the series

Laura Lee: Dog with a blog / Good luck Charlie

Travis: Says Skins (is Peppa Pig)

Javi: Ben 10

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The Yellowjackets playing uno

Mari: Goes on an unhinged rant every time she’s losing (GOD IS DEAD)

Shauna: Close to killing someone

Jackie: Close to killing herself

Lottie: Incredible luck, winning almost always

Natalie: Cheats gloriously, rarely gets caught but also rarely wins

Van: Almost ended friendships when playing (biggest challenge in her and Tai’s relationship)

Taissa: Pulling out technicalities, arguing every single thing (especially against Mari)

Misty: Happy to be included, loses the most

Laura Lee: Praying to Jesus each time they play, and mediating arguments to preserve friendships (and lives)

Travis: Plays “reluctantly”

Coach Ben: Thinking fuck them kids for an hour straight

Javi: happy to be included and everyone subtly helps him (other than Mari)

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oh are you pre law?

I mean kinda I don’t study in America so I’m doing a LLB(honours) as my undergrad lol I think the systems a bit different here

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Going to law school (undergrad) has been torturous enough that I suddenly understand adult Taissa to a new level now

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Nat: When I was little -

Lottie: *snorts*

Lottie: “was”

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The Yellowjackets dressing up for Halloween:

Jackieshauna: Glinda and Elphaba (“a pair of besties”) + Jeff is Fiyero

Lottienat: Harley Quinn and Posion ivy

Taivan: Valkyrie and Captain Marvel (do you see the vision) or Scully and Mulder from X files

Mari: Charli xcx

Misty: In my head she’s Sabrina carpenter, in reality she’s dressed as a zombie nurse

Travis: Batman (or that one picture of that guy in a blue dress)

Akilah: A deer

Mellisa Hat: Perry the platypus

Gen: Cleo from Moster High

Laura Lee: Elle Woods from Legally Blonde (in the pink suit)

Javi: Spider-Man

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Shauna: You suck

Jackie: I prefer positive feedback :/

Shauna: Oh my bad

Shauna: You’re really good at sucking

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Shauna: I see a Wilderness flag behind you are you a believer of Lottie?

Mari: I have a wilderness flag behind me and a WILDERNESS FA-

Taissa: Ok yeah no wrap it up

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Lottie as Barbie and nat as Raquelle… mm

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RIP coach Ben you would have loved Rupauls Drag Race 💔

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Lottie: Just offered Nat the world (the wilderness) so idk where the rest of yall will live but it can’t be here anymore

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Jackie: I need a favour

Shauna: I’m not kissing you again

Taissa: Kissing?

Mari and Van: AGAIN???

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My pitch to the YJ writers is to get Sue Sylvester to randomly come in in the series finale and be final girl and also raise all the characters back from the dead and go to past and lead them to win nationals somehow

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Tai’s kid: look I drew u with orange eyes coz I ran out of red

Taissa: I don’t have red eyes tho

Sammy: *on the verge of tears* WHAT

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The Yellowjackets but if it happened to the characters of the good place