literate fool

ellie esquire. thirty-three. virgo. real life divorce lawyer. casual narcissist. i like things. lots of things. unapologetically. so many things. this tumblr contains zero organization. it's just things i like. cis she/her

[my-2nd-account]

[copperbadge]

[violet-prism-creatively]

Image description: a poem in an Excel spreadsheet, each line in its own cell in the A column.

I thought today about a villanelle I had an inspiration there and then I wrote this in a spreadsheet in Excel It’s hard to keep the poems rigid shell On track inside my mind, so when I thought today about a villanelle I thought about refrains re-rung like bells And how simple it might be to begin; I wrote this in a spreadsheet in Excel The line below these two, I brag to tell Is simply coded as =A1 I thought today about a villanelle And this stanza’s refrain, I needn’t spell It out; it equals A3 and is done! I wrote this in a spreadsheet in Excel I planned to use this better, really sell The bit, but flew too closely to the sun. I thought today about a villanelle I wrote this in a spreadsheet in Excel

[amordei-k]

.........i'm not saying it was written in the stars. but. i mean i usually don't tell people to do stuff. and i'm not. but it would be funny if some people remembered free will. it would be. funny. you know.

[pers-books]

[scarletmaster143]

Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[rabid-transcendentalist]

Happy Holidays! Don't forget to grab a knife :)

[an-ruraiocht]

how it feels to be online these days

[quasi-normalcy]

"Dei" is of course Latin for "of God", so when President Musk talks about "destroying DEI" this is actually code for destroying the works of God, because he's the antichrist. Wake up, sheeple!

[chai-ky]

Put this on Facebook and see what happens

[lazyscience]

stolen from bluesky.

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[thisus3rhaspass3d-deactivated20]

Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $3200.

[depsidase]

[toferkhris]

Well, mystery solved.

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[soulpunchftw]

[soulpunchftw]

Every time this post blows up, it reignites my passion for life

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice… still shame on you. What? You expecting otherwise? Who raised you? My trusting nature does not absolve you of ethical recompense! Go think about your choices.