if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
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if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.
“WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK”
“stop being dramatic”
me:
I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and
Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)
what’s the next fetish y’all gonna start in 2016
Consistency and communication
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
if you see someone being interrupted in a conversation, acknowledge them, don’t let them be pushed to the side. if you see someone lagging behind, walk beside them. if someone is being ignored, take the step to include them. always remind people of their worth. it hurts when it feels like you’re being forgotten. that small gesture can mean a lot.
The active voice: Jane ate the cookie.
The passive voice: The cookie was eaten by Jane.
The passive-aggressive voice: I don't mind that Jane ate the cookie, even though it was her second cookie and the rest of us only got one each.
me
The 2016 Oscar Best Picture nominees, but with puppies.
BuzzFeed please make this the rest of your website I don’t need Harry Potter quizzes anymore I just want this all the time.
I’ll see what I can do.
Thanks. It has pockets!
- every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)
2015 definitely had a part 1 and part 2