[jod13whittaker]

Shout-out to the month of April for lasting 3 days to make up for March lasting a full and frothy 74

[toastbutteregg]

saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

[tordenvejr]

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

[hungwy]

women… women be

[hungwy]

they are.

[perfectlyasymmetrical]

happy international womens day everyone

[strolling-in-the-moonlight]

5 states in the US have banned abortion from the point of heartbeat detection. Following that logic, I propose two additional policies:

1. Child support starts at the same point, including 50% of all medical bills

2. If the mother dies in mandated childbirth OR the child is stillborn, the father and doctor are charged with involuntary manslaughter.

See how keen they are on their “Pro-life” horseshit then.

[myothercarisauhaul-original]

3. Pregnant women can’t be in jail because the fetus would be in jail, and since it’s a full human you would be punishing an innocent person

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

An exciting and spicy addition

[kushandwizdom]

[may]

somebody: you're cool

me: you have been greatly misled

[sosuperawesome]

David Ambarzumjan on Instagram

[state-of-nature-blog]

me to me: you stress me out

[lylylylylylylylyly]

no one:

me: i should block everyone i’ve ever known and start over

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[moss1312]

my friend made a frog and he deserves love

[moss1312]

important update

[moss1312]

friends

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Platypuses can make both eggs and milk, which means that they are portable sources of omelettes.

everything you touch crumbles like so much ash in a sullen wind. truly you are a self-made Rappaccini's Daughter, poison fed by your own hand

[666-rueful]

I love you

your problem

[urielrenlancaster]

Vending machine but it vends moss covered rocks, small opals, faux ivory brooches, mushrooms to plant, tiny sacks of dirt, seaglass, and gnome statues

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[bunchastuffs]

where’s the part where the State Trooper takes the rescued man to his work cabin/station for some food and rest before heading back to civilisation, but there was only one bed?

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

something that no one asked for but I still think is necessary: some of my favorite letterboxd lists

[theaquaticlifewithstevezissou]

for some reason this post is blowing up again, so here are some other great letterboxd lists

[anarch0possum]

how did you forget the BEST ONE