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my boyfriend is asexual so he doesn't fuck me but he does make me laugh so hard my entire body hurts and i lose my voice

#ik this is my objectum/selfship blog but let me post about my irl boyfriend for a second #bluescreen time #asexual #is this what asexuals do instead of sex? make their autistic boyfriend laugh so hard he ends up on the floor giggling and twitching?#help my throat actually hurts so bad tho ow ow owwwiieeee

autiacorart

happy activation day to connor!

i need them to be real so bad you have no idea actually. that would solve so many of my problems especially the ones that require them to be real

#bluescreen time #because i do mean this as hornyposting. you can interpret however you want but im gonna put that tag there for myself #i need connor and wheatley to annihilate my body...#neither of them have anything down there (Wheatley doesn't even have a “down there” at all) but they would do great things trust #i think they would both be kinda very stupid about it tho #considering connor doesn't have that programming #and wheatley could be anywhere from knowing absolutely nothing to fully believing the most wild misinformation imaginable #im not much better off even. i dont have wires in me so i dont know what that would feel like #nobody is finding anyones clit/clit equivalent ever #ok maybe not that bad. i suppose wed figure it out eventually but im just laughing at the polyamorous dumbassery #like wdym all 3 of us are stupid #anyways #self ship #selfship

milo-the-mage

in detroit. straight up “becoming it.” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Human

incredible news for objectums everywhere: i just bought a caaaaaarrrrr

#objectum #techum #objectophilia #tech objectum #objectum community #mechanophilia #car objectum #cars #car #i just met them today and am not typically attracted to cars nor did i feel an initial attraction like that but they are very nice #and i know this is the start of something beautiful platonic or otherwise #their name is Vlovo #im so happy

rk800gender

very sad that you can only get this comedic GEM of a moment if you fuck up on purpose as markus it’s so funny i want more people to see it it makes me laugh so much

my-name-is-markus-with-a-k

'We're ummmm, doING maintenance"

*nods like this was in any way convincing* (it was not)

Impeccable delivery 👏🏼

#“only if you fuck up on purpose” well actually #i missed the “on purpose” part and just fucked up #man if only i could relive my first dbh playthrough....#also messing up that one chase scene with connor and getting legitimately jumpscared by the lawnmower #peak gameplay

mechanical-entanglements

Something about being sooooo exhausted after a long long day and coming home to your robot partner. Laying on their warm, hard chassis and begging them to touch you because you need some kind of outlet for your stress. Them being so gentle and holding you so sweetly. Begging softly for them to keep going even as you’re nodding off until you pass out on their chest. Them obeying your last request and continuing until their unwavering ministrations make you cum in your sleep. Waking up in the middle of the night to kiss them and praise them and ask for more. And them obliging.

#bluescreen time

rotundtoebean

silly lil fella!!

jukimonium

The rooftop scene, basically

zeitghost

goodnight mp3 and 4,

png sleep and jpeg snore,

.txt stop blabbing, tomorrow wake,

and .zip no new files make,

.gif tosses but pdf can’t,

.exe and .dmg want

to now shut down and save some RAM

night time in computer land

multibodied

Saw a video in recommendations and decided I must edit it

multibodied

I love how it matches the fact that there are indeed 3 ways to make Hank vanish: 1. Drive him to suicide (the quickest method) 2. Throw him off the roof (intermediate difficulty) 3. Let your evil clone shoot him (advanced)

punlich

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

kiloueka

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

punlich

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

kiloueka

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

punlich

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

totally-cis-offical

That’s proof you’re a liar. Real humans hate it because it says our insides on slow fire

#yeah this fits this blog

sceptixfakemon

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

sceptixfakemon

no no it's fine

sceptixfakemon

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

sceptixfakemon

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

how is it possible that i, the robotkisser, constantly forget that my favorite genre is sci-fi

#and its not just the robots #i love cyborgs i love aliens i love all of that #plus dystopia often overlaps with sci-fi and i do love a good dystopia #the odd futuristic technology that sometimes doesn't make perfect sense is also very good #and especially if its sci-fi that leans more into science fantasy..#and especially if theres multiverse travel. ive loved the idea of a multiverse exactly like the one in gravity falls long before i ever #watched the show. gravity falls is peak world building to me #i do need to clarify though that my love for multiverse travel is not of the “alternate versions of the same world” variety #dont get me wrong i still love multiverses with alternate universes i just really tremendously prefer what gravity falls has going on #oh oh speaking of alternate versions of the same world... time travel is also incredible #i do also love a good timeloop although those aren't exclusive to sci-fi #neither is time travel or the multiverse but oh well #wait does gravity falls even count as sci-fi????? it has a portal... which is a technology...#im pretty sure its sci-fi #anyways let me tell you how much i love aliens #and creatures from other universes because the multiverse is like space if it was even better #because like.. thats a whole nother world and you can make it as different from what youre used to as you want #and make up whatever weird biology you want #and then theres the whole neurodivergent allegory that robots also have #i vastly prefer robots as you can see by this blog url but i do have a soft spot for aliens #especially this one oc i have #i am looking for a reason to put this guy into some kind of project someday. hes an amphibian who used to live on a planet that was mostly #ocean. and then that planet got blown up whoops #and if we're counting creatures from other universes as aliens. hoo boy.#my beloved moth boy and tall cryptid thing.... and the freaky ass robot who leads their trio i guess #i have a whole nother sideblog for those idiots #and a half-planned-out comic series that has yet to see the light of day #but it WILL exist eventually. and be two seasons long. and if im lucky also have a spinoff thats connected to the dnd campaign im writing #thats right its all taking place in the saaaame multiverse oh yeahhhh #anyways if you were reading this go to my inbox on my main or my oc sideblog and please please please ask me about these ocs

comvi

hoshisstars

@funnier-when-objectum ?

#me next? me next? me next? me next?

all of the robot-related research ive been doing for the past couple days has of course also led me to look at a lot of animatronics stuff and i just gotta say damn. charles entertainment cheese really is fucking it up bad huh

#chuck e cheese #animatronics #robots

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