Killjoys rule this realm [INACTIVE]

Lisa // INFP // 19 // she/her pronouns // Belgium ((Art blog: middleearthneedsdracology ))

[i-m-a-killjoy]

Announcement: MOVING

I'm going to move every single one of my blogs to @truesanguinesoul It's literally the only place I'm still active I'm going to delete my other blogs here in about three days

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[unpretty]

do microwaves in other countries have different quick setting buttons? are american microwaves the standard? do people outside the u.s. have a potato button, is what i want to know.

[joehabana]

Mexican here, we have potato button

[amor-louco-deactivated20221105]

I’m in Brazil and here we don’t have a potato button, we have a rice button.

[heartfilledminds-deactivated202]

I’m from the Netherlands and we have a potato button:)

[gnomebodiesgnerfect-deactivated]

In Scotland and we have a potato button but not on all microwaves just the nice ones.

[queerlynx]

In France I had a microwave with a chicken button and a breadloaf button

[findingnewnormal]

I’m from England and I didn’t know potato buttons were even a thing

[unpretty]

Potato Button:

United States

Mexico

Canada

Netherlands

Posh Scotland

Rice Button:

Brazil

Breadloaf Button???:

France

No Dedicated Carbs Button:

England

[unpretty]

okay i got sick of waiting for answers so i hopped onto some international versions of amazon and here is what i found:

australian amazon only sells books?? what the fuck

same for chinese amazon but that’s not as surprising

german microwaves have a potato button, but only when there are buttons. most of these things have dials. like… what. only weird fancy american microwaves have dials. also i saw a yogurt button.

indian microwaves seem to generally feature a ‘stuffed veg’ button instead of a potato-specific button. there is also a rice button. but do you know what else is standard. A GODDAMNED CHICKEN TANDOORI BUTTON. FUCK ME.

german and indian microwaves both had beverage buttons, which was not a surprise, but they also both had pizza buttons, which WAS a surprise. the indian microwaves called it a bread snack but it was clearly a picture of a pizza. why is the pizza button more universal than the potato button??

japanese microwaves have rice buttons and not potato buttons. no surprises there. the big surprise is that they also favor the dial. for that matter india had a lot of microwaves with dials, too. what gives. why the dials. where are your flat, easy to clean buttons.

according to italian amazon, in italian you call a kitchenaid stand mixer a “robot da cucina”. that is the cutest fucking thing i have ever heard. but back to microwaves. once again i’m seeing a lot of dials. you know these aren’t real ovens, right? why are you adjusting the strength so much. keep it on high and hit the one minute button. stop complicating things with dials. a lot of these are just rebranded german microwaves, so there is a potato button, and also a yogurt button.

see above for spain. y’all just have the same microwave. spain’s amazon is a lot less intuitive than every other country’s. i don’t know why. spanish amazon, please fix your menu system. it is wrong.

This concludes my fact-finding mission. Australia, why are your microwaves so mysterious.

[medusasmirror]

I love the words “potato button”

[destinationtoast]

I deeply admire the OP’s devotion to cross-cultural microwave studies and potato button data.

[asundrop]

[xxladybugdisney]

YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE EVERY STITCH ON HER DRESS!!! I MEAN THE DETAIL IS AMAZING. if you say the animation in this movie is bad you are LYING.

[tadashiishere]

Hey friends! Just want to inform you that the stitching on her dress and all the detail you see on her character model was painstakingly put there by Visual Effects Artists! Not animators. Animators pose and “animate” the characters, while Visual Effects Artists work on everything else! It can be very confusing, I know, but Visual Effects Artists are feeling very under appreciated right now in the film industry, so I encourage you all to understand and research the difference between Animation and Visual Effects!! Huzzah!

[sparkitors]

But seriously, unless you want to choke on your own spit because you’re giggling uncontrollably, DON’T READ THESE. You’ve been warned. 

[6eaze-deactivated20150220]

[isitscary]

[the-uncensored-she-deactivated2]

Mr. Rock reminding you of the white male dominated entertainment industry’s racist fuckery.

[studiocatch-deactivated20250107]

Word.

[leseanthomas-deactivated2021030]

Good ‘ol Chris, lol.

[quixon]

Chris Rock to me STAYS WOKE and even though he play well with others he still keeps it real as fuck about race.

[froginakettle]

I hate white people who insult Chris Rock. “He’s so angry!” they say. Angry? He’s smiling ear to ear almost constantly! Maybe he seems angry to you because he’s pointing out things you’d rather not hear.

[sweetsappho]

Les français, toujours bien informés sur ce qui se passe en Belgique!

[i-m-a-killjoy]

@thegallifreyanmadman @dervcat

ohmigod....

[weirdmonsterling]

my body may be a temple but i am the god to whom it is devoted

do not presume to tell me how i may decorate my altar

[babyminaj]

made a new friend today

[babyminaj]

update: I came back to feed him today and now we’re going to start a band

[roseandfriends]

one word: Toxoplasmosis.  It’s a parasite that infects small animals, namely rodents and sometimes birds, and takes control of their brains. They lose fear of predators, in some cases becoming attracted to them. The hope for the parasite is that they’ll be eaten so they can carry on their life cycle through feces that’s eaten by another rodent.  Don’t feed wild animals. 

[babyminaj]

shut up and let me enjoy my squirrel

[steevoooo-deactivated20180127]

@nutcasso I’m so jealous of him

[uninhibitedandunrepentant]

To the person who thought they would do some fact-dropping and throw out the ‘toxoplasmosis’ card without actually doing fact checking themselves.

Stop.

Toxoplasmosis (T.gondii) is a feline-related affliction. It can only procreate inside a cat, or other members of the feline family. However, it can be transferred to other species, and often does so without those species ever being aware of it.

Something like 70% of domestic cats in America have T.gondii. Cows, pigs, horses, domesticated and wild animals can have t. gondii.

It manifests in symptoms of cysts and rashes (internal and external) including your lungs and brains, but only if your immune system is unable to keep it in check.

Feeding wild animals doesn’t increase your chances of getting T.gondii any more than drinking unpasteurized milk, or eating eggs, or owning a cat.

There is no known correlation between toxoplasmosis and animals ‘losing fear of predators’. Most people can have it and not know, unless you have a weakened immune system to the degree of HIV/AIDS in which case it can manifest itself as flu-like symptoms and even seizures.

This shit is literally fucking everywhere.

Please stop throwing out your wholly incorrect fear-mongering.

Reference:

http://www.cdc.gov/parasites/toxoplasmosis/gen_info/faqs.html

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Toxoplasmosis/Pages/Symptoms.aspx

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/toxoplasmosis/basics/definition/con-20025859

[babyminaj]

thank you for defending my friendship with my squirrel friend

[shyracoon]

To anyone with an eating disorder on Thanksgiving: I know it’s scary. Stay safe. You deserve to enjoy your dinner. Treat yourself kindly after you eat. You can do this, and I love you.

[queenabbey-lynn]

I’m so happy I saw this

[meechonmars]

Girls Have Everything In Their Purse

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

This went from 0 to 100 real fast

[dawnrie-face]

[babblingbrookanimations]

dont give children’s coloring books to college students

[iminato]

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

[ianoshea]

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

[actually-adumpster-deactivated2]

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

[themelomania-deactivated2024053]

i tried! i TRIED to scroll down..

[geekyontheinside]

Actually I’m in denial!

[ave4ten-deactivated20250811]

“When Your HotLine Bling Coming Straight from the 6ix"👏😂😂 #sensational

[afrocosm-deactivated20231121]

THIS IS EVERYTHING

[blaquebypopulardemand]

@cupcakeflavoredcocaine

[cornerstorepress]

This will NEVER get old.

[lynseylags]

The People Who Brought You “Period Underwear” Now Have a Line for Men Who Menstruate

Recent advances in menstrual hygiene have finally collided with a growing market in underwear made specifically for transgender people. THINX, the company

Eff yes!

[the-skins-spliffer]

Dude this is the realist! Awesome idea!

[seethestarsablaze]

This is so awesome.

[glassgospels]

@heartpiratetrafalgarlaw

[a-torv]

[rawr-its-michelle]

i never hit reblog so fast in my life