Major Monologue

//just things i wanna get out of my head//

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is it lang live or lang liyav ?

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i live for others

and a little bit for me 

coz if i only live for me

i’d rather die

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tomorrow is friday. 

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I wanna scold my younger sister for opening my unused clipboard that I have no intention yet of using but I need to calm and compose my self and try to be rational. 

Je suis est calme. 

kklk

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Friend: are you okay?

Me: short answer or long answer?

Friend: short answer?

Me: no

Friend: long answer?

Me: noooooooooooooooooo

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When you realized that 'Love Yourself' is a savage comeback to an ex that is so selfish.

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Crying because of the things that I can do but I don't wanna do it and the things I wanna do but can't do it.

[gekidnappt]

Teenager 2000 : I love you Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

[skingrit]

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

[bigeisamazing]

Teenager 1354: all the townspeople are shitting on themselves and dying

[squidyword]

Teenager 2350BC: yabba dabba do

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Teenager 5000000000:

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Shout out those people who are still in 2015!

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why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

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[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

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except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

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I never appreciate fireworks because I don't have a beautiful view from my house. So to someone that will mean something to me someday. Make me.

[wordsnquotes]

I’m addicted to silence and privacy; I wallow in it.

Valorie Wesley (via wordsnquotes)

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I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me. Like the bodiless heads you see sometimes in circus sideshows, it is as though I have been surrounded by mirrors of hard, distorting glass. When they approach me they see only my surroundings, themselves or figments of their imagination, indeed, everything and anything except me.

Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man (via wordsnquotes)

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I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

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So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

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I seriously just needed this

[setbabiesonfire]

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

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But we should know too that everyone make mistakes. Forgive and forget. Steve is a human. PS. I exclude myself for forgetting this because this is hellarious.

[gixieduust]

On a scale of 1 to Miss Colombia, gano ka kabilis pinalitan?

[mewlouf]

Why is no one talking about the fail that just happened in Miss Universe?

Seriously check it out

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as you can see, the world, the universe rather, is on rage