Phil Kessel Is A Stanley Cup Champion x2

Pens, hockey, Crosby etc

[catchymemes]

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

[layered-like-an-onion]

A PUMPGUIN

[dehvron]

gucci, cruise 2019.

[ehghtyseven]

phil & stella <3

[missinglinc]

Said I was gonna leave this boy in 2016 but then he sent me a gym picture with the big sweaty chest & the print in the grey sweat shorts.

[missinglinc]

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

😭😭😭😭💀

[thecutestofthecute]

Dogs with butterflies ehe he he

Dogs with butterflies oho ho ho

Dogs with butterflies aha ha ha

[ruinedchildhood]

[ohtome]

[tysbarrie]

constant mood: 

[algrenion]

“i wish i lived in the country side!”

no u dont. You dont want to have to drive an hour just to get some McDonalds. There is nothing to do here and everyone is racist. My neighbour’s chickens got stolen last week

[mollybrooks]

i have some feelings about goalies. mostly those feelings are that goalies are totally awesome in a blessedly batshit way.

[kittiezandtittiez]

Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

[michiganrebel92]

THOUGHTS OF A HOCKEY FAN

1.) “Why’d they blow the play dead?”

2.) “How is that even a penalty?”

3.) “What is ‘goaltender interference’?”

4.) “How the shit is that goaltender interference?”

5.) “That was the weakest penalty call I’ve ever seen.”

6.) “What the fuck are you even doing ref?”

7.) “ThAt’S nOt A pEnAlTy YoU bLiNd FuCk.”

8.) “Shut up Pierre.”

9.) “I hate every single one of these players, why are you even in the NHL.”

10.) “I can’t actually believe I’m watching beer league players.”

11.) “Wait…. When did he get traded? Who even are these people.”

12.) “I hate hockey and the players hate me.”

13.) “Oh there’s gonna be a figh–false alarm, they just hugged.”

14.) “Our goalie is going to kill every single one of his teammates and I might actually help.”

15.) “What the actual hell is our coach even doing? Can he be fired pls.”

Bonus: “I miss hockey.”

[ghost-toast]

part two because why the fuck not (part 1)

[ghost-toast]

Me and my sister got drunk and did a dumb hockey meme. (part 2)

[thebestoftumbling]

[michiganrebel92]

HOCKEY FAN PROBLEMS

1. Watching other sports but get bored because it’s too slow.

2. Trying to explain hockey to non-hockey fans

3. Constantly being asked “why are they allowed to fight?”

4. Being asked, “how do you know who has the puck?”

5. Being asked, “Wait, why was that a penalty?” (we don’t know either sorry).

[thegoodvybe]