I Stare Sometimes

I scroll, and I try to ignore my crippling pain and lack of social life!

[mukuuji]

a commission for f0xx0rzz! - Cicero hugging Lucien Lachance 🍎

[delphinidin4]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"Where are the Muppets" is legit a thing I reacted with when I read A Christmas Carol as a kid

[writingwillow]

Muppet Christmas Carol is the best version of A Christmas Carol and I will not be accepting criticism of this opinion. It’s a small hill but I’m willing to die on it anyway.

[mustelavison]

[hansoeii]

it’s okay, babygirl.

[hansoeii]

dinluke

[marisatomay]

huge congratulations to drugs for continuing to win the war on drugs

[memewhore]

[doggiedyke]

Peace and love on planet earth

[inkyxward]

[jerry-of-rivia]

[jerry-of-rivia]

I posted this as a joke and am cursed with every new addition.

But! I like that many of you have correctly noted that both sets of armor are perfectly serviceable AND have historical context. Geralt's leather armor isn't going to hurt him a bit, and the exaggerated muscle sculpturing IS 100% a hilarious design choice, but it's also one ancient cultures employed all the time. (Romans in particular loved this shit)

The problem with feminized tiddy armor that hugs each breast isn't that it's sexualized, but that it will kill you. Armor cupping each boob and having an indention in the middle of your chest means that any blow to the torso drives the mid-tit indention RIGHT INTO YOUR STERNUM. It's not decorative, it's arguably more dangerous than no armor at all. Meanwhile I'm looking at Geralt, and his flexible leather armor has minor intentions and is probably over a base plate, Roman style. He's not in danger he just wants to be cute.

Both Calenthe and Geralt are fully protected and you're doing amazing, sweetie.

[stele3]

Nothing will ever be as hilarious to me as discovering from bts interviews that Henry Cavill helped design that armor. That man knows what he’s about.

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[toe-grinder616]

[mothmanismyuncle]

me, standing guard at the front desk, Dead Inside™

[fargoth-ur-deactivated20190429]

why didn’t they just shoot count olaf

[fatimafares123]

Now YouTube has a habit of recommending me the weirdest stuff recently, but today i got this on my recommendations

And about halfway through listening to this, I went and read the comments, literally I could not stop reading I was there for hours, here are some of my favorites

[moonlit-grimoire]

First off, Oliviaalee’s channel is a godsend for writing. My favorites right now are:

Give them a try here

Also…honorable mention

[safetytank]

[hipeerpressure]

@perditious

[ratretro]

My personal favorite

[obiwankenobies]

☀️ Sabé ☀️

[royalhandmaidens]

this is so pretty, oh my gosh!!!

[i-stare-sometimes]

THIS IS THE SABE APPRECIATION I NEEEEED

[obiwankenobies]

☀️ Sabé ☀️

[royalhandmaidens]

this is so pretty, oh my gosh!!!

[hotgrrlbummer]

[bluefirecas]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is what the queen and prince philip look like

[digitalhunk]