Sleepy Bitch Syndrome

Nozh 26 they/he Can I have uhhhhhh one medically induced coma please Ig: nicophilic (personal) and nicodwhw (art)

[monstermonger]

Spring has begun; life is rekindled...

Itty Bitty Spring Dragon stickers ♡

🍂Autumn | ❄️Winter | 🌱Spring | 🌻 Summer

[i-suggest-weed]

god please if anything at all exists out there let today be a miracle. i’m begging you.

[zegalba]

Yoshitaka Amano: Vampire Hunter D (1983)

[xamyachok]

[niwa-blog]

🍭 L & Stocking 🍰

を描いてみたかっただけ、パンスト２期いつでも待ってるョ

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[markv5]

via https://t.me/russian_cat_meme

[threedollarsdotcom]

gently and lovingly drags you over broken glass

[whitmanic]

You want everyone to be able to slot into a pride and prejudice au but no one can accurately fit into the niche that Mr Darcy and Elizabeth have cornered which is completely and uniquely deranged and sophisticated in a way no marvel character, nay, not even an over watch character, can dare compete with

[whitmanic]

[submalevolentgrace]

miss piggy: you are sad and pathetic and small and far too green, both your status and wealth are an embarrassment, and your mother's voice is shrill and painful... un. like. moi! *hair swish*

kermit: *stunned open mouth silence*

miss piggy: yet every day since i first saw you at the dance all i have been able to think about is how you are suitable for nothing in life but to be my bride! you are below me in every possible way but you simply must let me marry you!

kermit, flailing uncontrollably: THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL?!?!

[shamebats]

A german trans guy I follow on tiktok recently shared that he has a habit of telling people a random women's name when they ask about his deadname and one time he used a fake name when referring to his pre-transition self in a skit and to this day he still gets trolls in his comments calling him by that name thinking they're hitting a nerve, meanwhile it's just some random ass name he came up with on the spot. If anyone needs a fun strategy for messing with transphobes.

[crazy-brazilian]

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[unyieldingsilence]

black friday is stupid why isn't there like. purple tuesday

[unyieldingsilence]

WRONG BLOG

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

THE SILENCE HAS YIELDED

[sheherlockholmes]

heated rivalry is a psyop aimed at accelerating the rate at which fic writers abandon all other fandoms for hockey rpf

[sheherlockholmes]

heated rivalry is the designer bulldog with a million health problems to hockey rpf’s mysterious but strong mutt

[eschocat]

Guy who coinflips every morning to see if he should kill himself and inexplicably has gotten “live” each time

[lakevida]

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

[lakevida]

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this