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me: *texting my mom that i love her and that i hope she has a great day*

some middle aged artist across the street: *sees that i'm on my phone and creates a whole art piece about how cell phones are sucking the souls out of people and are the root of all evil*

Why

This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

tha-spaso-koupes

holy shit

justalifelongphase

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

gician

Or throw flour on it to smother it.

birdpapi-deactivated20171121

/quick safety announcement

nijuukoo

NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.

YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.

Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.

The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.

kiokushitakaa

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES

bob-belcher

mangopapi-deactivated20210928

Awwwww

n0kiv

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

onlyblackgirl

I love Gordon.

bitter-and-queer

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

cosmic-noir

dilfweed

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

182649-deactivated20180312

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

vanetti

i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does

barcoque

Zeus: *sneaks in on Mt. Olympus at 2am*

Hera:

laerugo

i was rewatching parks and rec and in the episode “leslie and ron” leslie is listing out all of the things she is guessing might have made ron mad at her. i capped it bc i wanted to see what they said so i’m sharing bc they’re amusing

had conversations with postmaster general about getting your face on a stamp

i sent you a birthday card through the u.s. mail

taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society

i submitted to the new yorker cartoon caption contest under your name

invited you to my linkedin professional circle

that i had food and stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation

started using the word “scrumptious” too much

once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count i was super drunk)

i bought a chair from ikea

somanypetals

forfiveseconds-deactivated20160

zellah7

bye i love this

landunderthewave

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

beaft

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

lilxanniee-deactivated20230222

me walking to school

sunwukxng

I AM CRYING OMFG

jo-3y

What is that

klonjlaleh

I’m proud to put this on my blog

teashoesandhair

It’s an advert for a UK insurance comparison company. It was also the most complained about advert of 2015. I kind of love how, devoid of any corporate associations, it totally loses any sense of purpose and therefore becomes shitpost-able.