I have Risen!

(Jesus rp/ask blog, good omens related, written by @gis-snakeman and @ask-warlock-dowling)

[i-the-manny]

Just a quick note to say I’m (Gis) officially leaving the blog. Feel free to delete this later.

Thanks for the fun guys.

[locustruler]

@i-the-manny

A drunken Abbadon stumbles around London,she stole some lady’s cat that she wasn’t taking care of because ‘be gay do crime’

[i-the-manny]

*Its not that long before Jesus bumps into her, well, magical beings do tend to gravitate towards eachother.. even when absolutely wasted. His eyes wide as he attempts to gently pet the cat, succeeding somewhat clumsily. He stinks to high heaven of alcohol and is carrying a small vodka bottle.*

“Sis. Sister Abab abbadon. Where’d you get a cat!! It’s. Soo fluffy.”

[locustruler]

*hic* stole it! The owner was leaving it out in the cold!

This sort of thing enrages her to no end,plus,she’s already got 1 cat what’s one more. She herself is carrying a bottle of Jack,Americans know their alcohol,even if they don’t know much else

[i-the-manny]

*He gasps in shock.* “what a bad! Bad oowner. You did a good job!!”

*Jesus nods, swaying slighty. Agreeing that cat’s need to be treated right.*

“I had. I hads a thing once was. Sort of a cat. They are precious little-” *he kisses the cats forehead* “-babies. Yes you are.” “soo what are you doing heree?”

[locustruler]

“Loookin for the pet store sooo I can buy foods!”

Abbadon smiles,swaying on her feet,

“Need flea shampoo,litter and toyssss”

She mutters something,it sounds like a grocery list almost,

“Bed for the baby girl,and carbors boxesss”

[i-the-manny]

“Cans, can I come too? Pet shopping seemss fun!”

*He laughs a little to himself and takes a swig, stumbling back just a bit. There’s no doubt that this will be interesting, two drunks buying cat stuff.*

“i think. I think. There was one down there?” *Jesus points down the street, as if one pet shop will just magically appear.*

[locustruler]

she nods with a slight giggle.

“His name is Matthias! He’s a good boy!”

She staggers into the nearest pet store,red cheeked.

[i-the-manny]

*He cheers, following behind her quite unsteady* “yessssh he is! The besst!”

“so we needd to get thes things for a cat, does a cat need a brush??” *he grabs the nearest dog grooming kit and waves it around*

[depsidase]

[locustruler]

@i-the-manny

A drunken Abbadon stumbles around London,she stole some lady’s cat that she wasn’t taking care of because ‘be gay do crime’

[i-the-manny]

*Its not that long before Jesus bumps into her, well, magical beings do tend to gravitate towards eachother.. even when absolutely wasted. His eyes wide as he attempts to gently pet the cat, succeeding somewhat clumsily. He stinks to high heaven of alcohol and is carrying a small vodka bottle.*

“Sis. Sister Abab abbadon. Where’d you get a cat!! It’s. Soo fluffy.”

[locustruler]

*hic* stole it! The owner was leaving it out in the cold!

This sort of thing enrages her to no end,plus,she’s already got 1 cat what’s one more. She herself is carrying a bottle of Jack,Americans know their alcohol,even if they don’t know much else

[i-the-manny]

*He gasps in shock.* “what a bad! Bad oowner. You did a good job!!”

*Jesus nods, swaying slighty. Agreeing that cat’s need to be treated right.*

“I had. I hads a thing once was. Sort of a cat. They are precious little-” *he kisses the cats forehead* “-babies. Yes you are.” “soo what are you doing heree?”

[locustruler]

“Loookin for the pet store sooo I can buy foods!”

Abbadon smiles,swaying on her feet,

“Need flea shampoo,litter and toyssss”

She mutters something,it sounds like a grocery list almost,

“Bed for the baby girl,and carbors boxesss”

[i-the-manny]

“Cans, can I come too? Pet shopping seemss fun!”

*He laughs a little to himself and takes a swig, stumbling back just a bit. There’s no doubt that this will be interesting, two drunks buying cat stuff.*

“i think. I think. There was one down there?” *Jesus points down the street, as if one pet shop will just magically appear.*

[locustruler]

@i-the-manny

A drunken Abbadon stumbles around London,she stole some lady’s cat that she wasn’t taking care of because ‘be gay do crime’

[i-the-manny]

*Its not that long before Jesus bumps into her, well, magical beings do tend to gravitate towards eachother.. even when absolutely wasted. His eyes wide as he attempts to gently pet the cat, succeeding somewhat clumsily. He stinks to high heaven of alcohol and is carrying a small vodka bottle.*

“Sis. Sister Abab abbadon. Where’d you get a cat!! It’s. Soo fluffy.”

[locustruler]

*hic* stole it! The owner was leaving it out in the cold!

This sort of thing enrages her to no end,plus,she’s already got 1 cat what’s one more. She herself is carrying a bottle of Jack,Americans know their alcohol,even if they don’t know much else

[i-the-manny]

*He gasps in shock.* “what a bad! Bad oowner. You did a good job!!”

*Jesus nods, swaying slighty. Agreeing that cat’s need to be treated right.*

“I had. I hads a thing once was. Sort of a cat. They are precious little-” *he kisses the cats forehead* “-babies. Yes you are.” “soo what are you doing heree?”

[locustruler]

@i-the-manny

A drunken Abbadon stumbles around London,she stole some lady’s cat that she wasn’t taking care of because ‘be gay do crime’

[i-the-manny]

*Its not that long before Jesus bumps into her, well, magical beings do tend to gravitate towards eachother.. even when absolutely wasted. His eyes wide as he attempts to gently pet the cat, succeeding somewhat clumsily. He stinks to high heaven of alcohol and is carrying a small vodka bottle.*

“Sis. Sister Abab abbadon. Where’d you get a cat!! It’s. Soo fluffy.”

[i-the-manny]

Are you ok Jesus?

I. Don’t really know. There’s a lot of things..

I couldn’t heal Mother, my apostles are in heaven and no one told me, I went on a trip when people got in danger.. not to mention how and for whatever reason “father” made me for.

I’m supposed to help! Not. Half help or abandon. Or be some stupid tool. I just. 

[ask-a-ds]

Would it help to talk a little? It sounds like you’ve got quite a lot of stress on your shoulders…

[i-the-manny]

I dont know if thatt helps. Ii just want to noot feel like a disappointmement Orr a thing anymore. I don’t want to be madeby him hes aawful.

[ask-a-ds]

You’re good, whatever he is. And truthfully, I’m not sure I believe he would have been capable of making You. You just seem too good. It doesn’t make sense to me. And on top of that, You never have been, nor will You ever be, just a “thing”. You’re amazing. Or am I forgetting who came to save humanity?

[i-the-manny]

Thank you…. I just want to help, i’m good. Im a good man. I don’t know why or how he madde me or why he evenn brought me up to do good if hees bad. It doesn’t make sensee. I coulddhave been evil if he.. 

I diddntsave aanyonee iiijust ddied because I was supposed to.. ii did dyingeven do anything?? 

[ask-a-ds]

If nothing else, You showed humanity they were worth it. You told them they’re loved, and that You loved them. I think You’re brilliant. And truthfully, whatever he meant for You to be, You weren’t going to be just that. You always have the power to be whatever You want to be. You don’t belong to him, and You never will.

[i-the-manny]

Thatst really sweet of you to say,.

Yyeah I guess yiurr right! I’m my ownn pperson!  And iiim good,!

Thankss youu! I feeel a bit better I think.

Iisthere aanythung funn for drunk people to doo? Ii thinki need ti have fun.

[i-the-manny]

Are you ok Jesus?

I. Don’t really know. There’s a lot of things..

I couldn’t heal Mother, my apostles are in heaven and no one told me, I went on a trip when people got in danger.. not to mention how and for whatever reason “father” made me for.

I’m supposed to help! Not. Half help or abandon. Or be some stupid tool. I just. 

[ask-a-ds]

Would it help to talk a little? It sounds like you’ve got quite a lot of stress on your shoulders…

[i-the-manny]

I dont know if thatt helps. Ii just want to noot feel like a disappointmement Orr a thing anymore. I don’t want to be madeby him hes aawful.

[ask-a-ds]

You’re good, whatever he is. And truthfully, I’m not sure I believe he would have been capable of making You. You just seem too good. It doesn’t make sense to me. And on top of that, You never have been, nor will You ever be, just a “thing”. You’re amazing. Or am I forgetting who came to save humanity?

[i-the-manny]

Thank you.... I just want to help, i’m good. Im a good man. I don’t know why or how he madde me or why he evenn brought me up to do good if hees bad. It doesn’t make sensee. I coulddhave been evil if he.. 

I diddntsave aanyonee iiijust ddied because I was supposed to.. ii did dyingeven do anything?? 

[i-the-manny]

Jesus, I know you're feeling bad because you couldn't help God as you wanted, but remember what you have been saying since you came back: you are but a man. It's not possible for you to carry all the responsibility by yourself. Isn't that why you taught others? So they could also do good? You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, and you definitely shouldn't measure your self-worth by how useful you are to others.

Yyeah, I know.. but it’s, I know i’m just a man,, and i’m glad I helped a bit but I.

I was gone when things got worse... I should have been there. and. maybe I couldn’t... help all the way. Be Imm not allowed, or supposed to..

[i-the-manny]

Told on you!

Meanie. There is nittttttthing wrong with this.

[i-the-manny]

She's awake though, I'll go tell her

Nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Leave it be!!

[i-the-manny]

Are you ok Jesus?

I. Don’t really know. There’s a lot of things..

I couldn’t heal Mother, my apostles are in heaven and no one told me, I went on a trip when people got in danger.. not to mention how and for whatever reason “father” made me for.

I’m supposed to help! Not. Half help or abandon. Or be some stupid tool. I just. 

[ask-a-ds]

Would it help to talk a little? It sounds like you’ve got quite a lot of stress on your shoulders…

[i-the-manny]

I dont know if thatt helps. Ii just want to noot feel like a disappointmement Orr a thing anymore. I don’t want to be madeby him hes aawful.

[i-the-manny]

I will tell god on you. Do you actually want her to worry?

Leavee mother aalone she needs slleeep. Iim FINNEEE no reasons to worrry. Just ccrying and drunk.

[i-the-manny]

You died because of what you taught, not for him. Be kind to each other yeah?

I ddies becasyd he told me TO. I taughtt t8 be nicee 

 I coulddvee lleft tthe city and eescaped. But he too,d me toddie.

[i-the-manny]

Jesus please drink some water ok? Your mum wouldn't want you to be drinking like this

I ammm, it just. Just turns to otherstuff ok. Yiuu dont know my mum, aand mmy brrothers ddid this quite a bbIT. Ittts fineee

[i-the-manny]

Whyd iiihave to die for a bad poerson

[i-the-manny]

Metatron is a zealous jerk. I'm sorry you're going through this Jesus.

I dont Know what zealous is. But I agree With the word! He hurt amother! And took my friends and

What am I supposed to evenbe!

He makes everything BAD