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Haunted | Chuck Palahniuk (via austentatious)

mcdonalds to their workers: remember we can replace you with robots and it would be just as efficient so do not to beg for more scraps.

mcdonalds three seconds later: ice cream machine broken, sorry.

justsomeantifas

the reason they’re always “broken” is mcdonalds ice cream machines take 4 hours to clean, mcdonalds has repeatedly said they would replace the machines with ones that are easier to clean, and yet they still haven’t years after the proclamation

basically what i’m saying is, how can they replace their employees with efficient machines when they can’t even replace their machines with efficient machines.

cronagorgonzola

Those old ice cream machines are nasty af btw, corporate’s refusal to replace their old busted-ass machinery is a danger to the workers and consumers. The one at the McDonald’s I worked at had an internal leak so the inside was just full of old rotten milk that smelled like death, but even after my manager opened it up and cleaned it out upper management wouldn’t even think about replacing it cause they didn’t seem to see a problem. Because apparently exposing your workers and customers to rotten food isn’t a problem as long as no one sees it.

Anyway even if the ice cream machine is working probably don’t get the ice cream.

justsomeantifas

fun-ta-mental

nyanbinyuri

disappointingdani

Not to be all “American who read Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle (1906) and missed the point,” but I may never eat at a McDonald’s again.

Also pay your fucking workers and don’t expose them to this BS?!

frawgs

i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

egberts

cheaphalloweencostume

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

cheaphalloweencostume

missanthropicprinciple

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?”

hazskillerqueen

COME TO ME. But really, come through.

bbyxpapi-deactivated20190930

so many followers but none of u anon me so what are we

tiktokarchive

dankmemeuniversity

oh-so-negro

therealsmokingleather

this makes me smile

etakeh

I only regret that I have but one heart to give to this gif.

mckitterick

and what really elevates this is how his buddies just stand there watching him burn

longwindedbore

They are watching him burn for the same reason they wear hoods when they are never persecuted - they are so vile they can’t stand each other. Without hoods it would be one big shootout.