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[toastbutteregg]

[strangestquiet]

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

1 I need more of THIS energy in my life.

2 is that a whole as sheet cake?!?

[sixmapleleafs]

This video radiates similar energy lmao

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

[toastbutteregg]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

*gets home* *breaks knuckles* time to shit myself to sleep again bohs

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cracks knuckles

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wait no its cry myself to sleep

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

dont reblog this stop it

[iwantcupcakes]

[stevienick]

# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

[justusducks]

A show where you can tell the creator has actual siblings

[theawesomeadventurer]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bob-belcher]

[janinegregory]

[anxietyproblem]

[paintdeath]

[acerebral]