moon child

sleepytime

[malhare-archive]

Log on. Display mental illness. Sexualize the fictional murderer.

[politijohn]

[hatingeverything]

The comments saying ppl actually get paid less that $8 an hour, how disgusting. Rich ppl suck

[modernhaterboy]

Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

[nostoccommune]

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[briefly-perfect-world]

Y'all just get a Roomba

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

I think we need to start making movies shittier again. Lots of stop-motion monsters, buckets of neon red blood, cheap ass costumes, everyone has their tits out, every night scene has fifty fog machines going, you get what I mean. Everything needs to look like it has a budget of twenty bucks.

[flarjsickskej]

[poop-music-deactivated20200823]

[the-quasar-hero]

I love how posts from deactivated blogs still exist and can be passed around, it’s like taking a dead man’s boots and we’re all sharing them

[twitblr]

[littledeludeddupes]

i always just thought snoopy slept on top of his doghouse purely because he was badass and cool. it never occurred to me until now that we were supposed to find it silly

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[gaysie]

i get stupider every year of college. it’s like benjamin button’s university student

[ovur]

*puts my cold hands on your neck so you see how cold my hands are*

[gorps]

Liberal idpol is literally just pseudo progressive white supremacy

[firebendinglemur]

don’t make me tap the sign:

[doggosource]

the range 

[candiikismet]

WISHBOOOOOONE!!!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[wonderlustbastard]

march is now in three days time i can’t do this shit

[lostbyz-deactivated20220205]

march is in what