Male Hysteric

God forbid a white boy lose his marbles

[modernhaterboy]

RAGH!!!

Max

22

[pitbolshevik]

im convinced that people on reddit have never interacted with a dog for more than 5 minutes honestly

[pitbolshevik]

redditors when a dog acts like an animal and not a perfect robot:

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[copperbadge]

THE ORANGES

[teashoesandhair]

Time for my biannual freakout about Two Crabs

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[worldsandemanations]

“24th Street Intersection” (1977) ◹ Wayne Thiebaud

[innerchildabortionclinic]

that woman on tiktok giving parents advice on making their kids "less weird" in school is genuinely going to hell

[innerchildabortionclinic]

who cares if your 12 year old meows at people. it's grade school, not a job interview. and before anyone says anything no I wasn't the meowing kid. I was a wolf thank you very much

[silyaspider]

If I'm ever making hiring decisions and a candidate meows at me, I'm hiring them.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this honestly☝️

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJul 21

[charlesoberonn]

Don't worry, I got you!

[charlesoberonn]

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.

[modernhaterboy]

Harvest moon stuck in my head theyre euthanizing me tonight

[whompthatsucker1981]

hi we are really small fish we are swim in a single file

[modernhaterboy]

sometimes I block people here for posting sage advice even if its true because its obnoxious to post sage advice on tumblr

[modernhaterboy]

Scrolling through tumblr on my break mad as hell just blocking anyone who says some dumb shit

[thecryptkeeper]

[evilwizard]

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Voting ended onJul 11

[evilwizard]

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Voting ended onJul 11

[strangelittlestories]

I absolutely despise the original version of this.

The addition of the green button is a bit interesting, because it really hits home how much the framing matters.

With the green button, the easiest way to ensure everyone survives is to get majority green. But because the framing doesn't say *outright* that if the majority press green, then everyone lives... we have a majority pressing blue as the assumed "altruist" option.

I maintain that the only thing the buttons scenario illustrates is the importance of *spin*.

[inthefallofasparrow]

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