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[iamacrustybread]

my worst trait as a writer is that I avoid writing at all costs

[iamacrustybread]

today I found out that my 61-year-old creative writing teacher knows Supernatural. i told him that i prefer dean over sam cus i relate to him more and this absolute icon looks at me and says, and I quote

"I'm a Dean Girl, too".

to clarify, this is a straight white male in his sixties with a wife and adult children.

[iamacrustybread]

finding out your favourite author, musician or artist of any kind touched kids is the worst canon event

[moninils]

Cause of my insomnia number one:

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

[iamacrustybread]

as soon as I know in which cupboard the plates and cups in your kitchen go we're basically best friends.

it's like the law or something

[iamacrustybread]

people will ask me how I am at 9 in the morning as if my sense of self isn't still snuggled up in bed. why are you confronting me with these riddles at the break of dawn? y'all are fools to assume I consciously process anything before noon.

how am I? I'm not. not as this hour, friend. ask me again in three hours after I've had some time to ponder. I will make a judgement on my state of being after ive had some kind of interaction with the world.

kids these days, unbelievable

[iamacrustybread]

underrated lyrics

[kindnessisstillhere]

Notebooks

I made myself a tally.

It decides a simple thing;

Can I treat myself again,

Or use what the shelves bring?

There's plenty left unused,

More needing finishing,

But notebooks are so pretty.

The sizes change,

There's lines or plain,

Some even get grids, you know?

So I made myself a tally

And the tally tells me know.

But can't I get just one?

That pretty one right there?

I'll use it sometime, I swear.

[iamacrustybread]

I'll use it sometime, I swear

[iamacrustybread]

saw a something like this today:

Prometheus: hot take

Greek Gods: no give that back.

may I also offer (from another post):

Hermes: deliverd

Prometheus: de-livered

thank you for your attention

[waywardsou2]

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

[iamacrustybread]

literally

[the-forest-library]

“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.

[iamacrustybread]

I'd like both, please and thank you

[kentodreaming]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[iamacrustybread]

yes he committed murder. no it wasn't because of heroic reasonings or a tragic backstory. and no he won't ever feel bad about it.

[prophetic-writer]

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

[iamacrustybread]

i hate writing but i also hate not writing. at this rate i will never find peace

[deadghostgirl12345]

[iamacrustybread]

the devil couldn't reach me so he made this^ a daily occurrence

[writer-psalmie]

Writers when it's time to write the story no one forced them to come up with in the first place 🙄

[iamacrustybread]

THERE WERE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN MY HEAD HAVING CONVERSATIONS AND MAKING DECISIONS, I HAD TO PUT THEM SOMEWHERE