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Es 22 de nuevo. Un recordatorio de que el tiempo se me deshilacha. Cada vez me quedan menos 22, menos atardeceres, menos textos recibidos. En este río heraclítico me siento como una piedra en la mitad, erosionada y cada vez más pequeña. De pronto el alemán ya tendrá alguna palabra compuesta para eso y tal vez la pueda hacer un estandarte mental. ¿Qué será de mi yo alemán? Según el entrelazamiento…

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Treinta

La nostalgia es eso que se siente cuando uno ha sido feliz: quiere uno tomarse una pequeña vacación y regresar a cierta preteritud para volver a conjugar eso que lo llena a uno como ser. Bajo esa premisa, creo que mis reservas de nostalgia están llenas de deficiencia. Nunca pensé que llegaría a los treinta. Se siente casi irreal; es como estar y no estar. A lo largo de mi vida siempre he usado…

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itsnotvinebutitsfine

| That’s…. not how that works

leupagus

This woman deserves an oscar

it-is-a-mystery

same energy

greia

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

luthorchickv2

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears.

mozukumi

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever.

fiyhi

this is what boys will be boys means

hydro-homies

Living the dream

snyggvur

”I would never swallow anything

except some things”

foulserpent

the feeling of seeing a cg guinea pig saying these words is indescribable

whitepeopletwitter

waller-bridge

This is the employment Steve, reblog for bountiful job opportunity.

scerek

Titans (2018)

parksandrex

mainflopgirl

if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

mainflopgirl

what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….

mainflopgirl

mxnrique

this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.

cottonginandjuice

Or he literally could have just doubled the resources

d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014

Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.

peterparkesfluff-blog

Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb

d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014

He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?

He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?

He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?

treygotguap

Make her wet

Without even touching her

hawaiiandragon

jordymariesays

The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls

Girl is swept into higher society

Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller

Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff

Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)

And has awkward dinner

Quirky best friend

Mean Girls

Douche bag guy

Love

Also, Garry Marshall directed both films

curious-name-deactivated2018121

WHAT

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you’re 20 feet underwater, it’s murky, and you run into a moose

A

MOOSE!!!!

gallusrostromegalus

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

nyanbinyuri

nonbinarypeach

“it’s just really hard to get it right! these new pronouns are hard for me to deal with, too!”

transisteradio

Kinda ironic coming from Tan “I’ve never met a trans person before” France tbh #sureTan

hundondestiny

Really, it was Tan and Antoni who hadn’t had a whole lot of experience with transgender individuals. I really wish this one line would have made it into the show, because it’s something I say to every person I interact with who says “you’re the first trans person I’ve met.” I always come back with, “that you know of.” And then I always explain that I may be the first openly trans person they’ve met, but we’re everywhere…I wish that had made it in there, because I know Tan has gotten a lot of flack. I felt like that entire week, I spent it with my community, with my brothers. I feel like I’m a part of this really beautiful thing.

I think it’s just how editing made it come out. That conversation Tan and I had was about two hours on the couch. We talked about pronouns, we talked about the different transitions that trans men and trans women can go through, we talked about non-binary and genderqueer individuals, and people of color in my community who are trans and nonbinary and the additional difficulties they face. We also talked about Russia and Jamaica and how trans people that live in those countries have refugee programs directed to them, because they could get murdered and dragged in the streets. We got really, really deep.

There’s a distinct cut in that conversation with Tan and I where he’s very composed — he’s really composed all the time — and then after I laid some really deep knowledge on him, he was crying. He did come from a very sheltered upbringing and his getting into the queer community basically started with this show. So I don’t blame him for his lack of knowledge. Instead, I very much thank him for his willingness to seek out that knowledge through me, from someone who is willing to teach.

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It’s almost like… he made an effort.