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welcome! come sit with me a while

a little bit about me:

★ you may call me whatever your heart desires, though some refer to me as walrus

★ she/her, bisexual, uk

★ iamactuallythewalrus on ao3

i am a woman of many interests:

★ music: the beatles, bob dylan, billy joel, the kinks, phil ochs, the rolling stones, joan baez, bread, david bowie, simon & garfunkel, the traveling wilburys, wings, cat stevens, among many others

★ the moomins

★ uk politics (perhaps to a shameful extent)

★ animal enthusiast (ask me about animals)

inbox and ask box open always <3

(fic updates under the cut!)

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today's london excursion

#i've been to london too many times lately #today my cousin took us to the trooping the colour rehearsal #then i looked to my right as we were queueing and we were right beside the treasury #it was great except we were sat there for 2 hours as it genuinely chucked it tf down

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weekly stuffs

#fem bob... drooling emoji #bob dylan #robbie robertson

apparently i'm playing at open mic next week but this is news to me

#i'm staying with my cousins while i'm doing work experience #but the expectations are kind of high because my uncle is in a band #and i've never done open mic before so i'm slightly scared

happy pride month to the uk's first gay marriage or whatever

#is clameron even a thing in 2026 #i've actually been spreading this screenshot around like a highly contagious virus because i find it extremely funny #texts from the friend i accidentally corrupted btw x #david cameron #nick clegg #uk politics #clameron #happy pride month

he's actually such a pathetic twat and i WILL do unspeakable things to him

#in the loop #i'm finally watching it...#the thick of it #ttoi #toby wright #ollie reeder #sorry he's still ollie to me

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we should talk a bit more about whatever these three had going on

#i believe this is my first 1k note post 🤔#in that case lets think about this again #paul mccartney #ringo starr #linda mccartney

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i've got a 10 minute slot to do my presentation on my 10k words beatles project. i'm probably going to go over the time limit and get smoked

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they genuinely asked me 'did you collect any primary research, like maybe speaking to one of the beatles?' yeah so what do we think

#overall though i think it went well #i'm just glad it's done #they asked me too many questions though... i thought it was done and then there was a follow up

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i've got a 10 minute slot to do my presentation on my 10k words beatles project. i'm probably going to go over the time limit and get smoked

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how am i genuinely getting graded academically on some bullshit

#i'm so stressed right now

i've got a 10 minute slot to do my presentation on my 10k words beatles project. i'm probably going to go over the time limit and get smoked

#if i speak really quickly and unintelligibly it might be under 10 minutes #public speaking is not my forte i might die #the beatles

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getting my friend who doesn't know anything about new labour to watch the deal (2003)

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hey so she read 200k words of political yaoi on ao3 over 2 days (while she's in the middle of her exams)

#what have i done #i ended up explaining lore to her for 5 hours #and now she's actually insanely locked in #she hardly knew anything about politics before and now she might choose it next year

i hadn't even clocked that he switched out wilson to major in the 1991 live version

#sorry this is rather exciting to me right now #live in japan versions i love you #the beatles #george harrison #uk politics

it's kind of dylarrison yuri summer

#anyone else feeling it or just me #thinking about the one yuri fic i wrote almost a year #dylarrison #george harrison #bob dylan

getting my friend who doesn't know anything about new labour to watch the deal (2003)

#i enticed her by saying it was toxic yaoi #is this some form of terrible corruption #the deal (2003)#tbgb

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birds of london — (heron, egyptian geese)

#is that you #< the bottom two is us #i'm the one in the foreground

birds of london — (heron, egyptian geese)

#thought i'd share these lovely creatures #i had a great time in london on tuesday #i went to the zoology museum and the wes anderson archives... great day #only it was a bit too hot and thus the underground was actively trying kill us

i will have a dylarrison fic out this year... don't doubt me

#i've kind of abandoned the one i was in the middle of before for now #BUT i've started a new one and i'm very excited about it so #yes it's the politician au 🤔 i think i've been going on about this for long enough that i should just write it #george harrison #bob dylan #dylarrison #walrus writes

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