Broke College Student Strikes Again

[lizah-aart]

Can't believe that Gale doesn't appreciate such a precious gift.

[studentlifeproblems]

[iamadesklamp]

I add 20 and 40 to make 60. Then 8 and 7 to make 15. And then 60 and 15 to make 75.

[tatterings]

Well, at least you purr for me - Astarion Ancunín

[unclefaust]

[ray-okumura]

[mousegirlheart]

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.

[thlayli-rah]

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

[notsohappynotsosad]

Have you reconsidered embracing ceremorphosis?

[sioltach]

[heycollage]

@onenicebugperday

[jeanjauthor]

"My deity has been spending much more time with me... He has given me food, water, shelter, things to chase and things to bite, a paradise to explore and be safe within... I sense my time is drawing near, and I am comforted by the presence of my deity. They sense my end is drawing near, and they show me how they, too, bite into their prey. Together, we share a holy meal of understanding, between my small self, and their colossal, incomprehensible, mostly unknowable existence.

"Perhaps we aren't all that different from the gods...and as my life draws to a close, I find that thought comforting.

[catchymemes]

[softnoodlesdoodles]

✨️ feeling your feelings ✨️

Who else hates it?

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[catchymemes]

[fish-enthusiast622]

[saywhat-politics]

[anxietyproblem]

[coffeenonsense]

the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

[blorbopolis]

im cooking