Jul 4
the stereotype about dragons kidnapping princesses applies to all dragons, which is slightly ridiculous. the draft dragons have an easy time of it; they can practically pick a princess up in one titanic forepaw. the macaw-sized dragoness, on the other hand, would like to know how you intend for her to kidnap a 6 foot tall human princess. her wingspan isn’t even six feet
REMINDER TO AVIAN SIZED DRAGONS: Download my app Goober - For a small* fee I can kidnap a princess on your behalf and bring them to your cave
*"Small" in financial words is a relative term, just like heights.
