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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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Want to learn something new in 2023??

Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)

Beekeeping 101

Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)

Video on learning to read music that actually helped me??

How to use and sew with a sewing machine

How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that’s okay.)

How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece’s black hair)

Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)

How to garden

Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)

How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)

Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game

Go (back) to school

Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Introduction to philosophy (free college course)

Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)

Learn a language

Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)

Ukrainian

Portuguese (Brazil)

American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)

Chinese (Mandarin, Simplified)

Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)

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Want to learn something new in 2024??

Beginner-oriented video on how to sail

This guy has so many videos on baking different types of bread. SO very many.

Coding in Python - one of the most flexible and adaptable high-level programming languages out there - explained through projects making video games

Learn to swim! (for adult learners. I don’t care if you live in Kansas or Mali or wherever. LEARN TO SWIM.)

Learn how quantum mechanics works. Then read some more about it

[Learn about quantum mechanics again, but in a more advanced engineering/mathematics class. Then read more about the math and physics of it]

Poetry Handbook, by Mary Oliver

Something I learned this year: how to sew a quilt (Here’s a very easy beginning pattern that looks amazing and can be done with pre-cut fabric!)

How to hit the ball in softball

Tutorial video on what is under the hood of most (gas) cars + weird engine sounds and what they mean

Full beginner mechanics technical training, if you want to go more in depth

Playlist on how car engine physics work if you want to go ultra in depth

Lecture series on architecture design through study of buildings

How (American income) taxes & tax law work (choose “audit course” at checkout for free class)

Pickleball for beginners (so you can finally join your neighbor/friend/distant cousin who is always insisting you join their team)

+ Para-Pickleball for beginners (for mobility aid users!)

School is so much more fun when there’s no tests:

American Law - Contracts

Shakespeare’s Life and Plays

Fairy Tales: Meanings, Messages, and Morals

Modern Poetry

World History [Part 1, Part 2]

Learn a language:

Arabic + Resource Guide compiled from Reddit (includes info on different dialects)

Chinese (Cantonese) (audio)

Urdu (frequently recommended course on Reddit) + Resource Guide

Yucatec Maya

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A butt plug is a sexual wellness device designed for anal stimulation. It typically features a tapered or bulbous shape that gradually widens, a neck, and a flared base to prevent it from getting lost inside the body. Butt plugs are made from various materials, including silicone, metal, glass, or rubber. It's important to choose body-safe materials, such as medical-grade silicone or stainless steel, to minimize the risk of irritation or allergic reactions.

Here are some key points to consider for the safe and healthy use of a butt plug:

Start Small: If you're new to using a butt plug, it's advisable to start with a smaller size and work your way up gradually. This allows your body to adjust to the sensations and helps prevent discomfort or injury.

Lubrication is Key: Always use a generous amount of water-based or silicone-based lubricant with a butt plug to reduce friction and enhance comfort. Apply lubricant to both the plug and the anal area.

Clean Thoroughly: Proper hygiene is crucial. Clean the butt plug before and after each use with mild soap and warm water or a specialized sex toy cleaner. Ensure it's completely dry before storage.

Mind the Base: The flared base is essential for preventing the plug from going too far into the rectum. Ensure the base is wide enough to remain outside the body and that it sits comfortably between the buttocks.

Relaxation is Important: Relaxation is key to a positive experience. Engage in foreplay, communicate with your partner, and go at a pace that feels comfortable for you. If you feel any pain or discomfort, stop immediately.

Communication: If you're using a butt plug with a partner, open communication is crucial. Discuss boundaries, preferences, and establish a safe word for any discomfort or if you want to stop the activity.

Consult with a Healthcare Professional: If you have any health concerns or pre-existing conditions, it's advisable to consult with a healthcare professional before using a butt plug. They can provide personalized advice based on your individual health.

Remember, sexual wellness and pleasure are subjective, and what works for one person may not work for another. Prioritize your safety, comfort, and communication with your partner to ensure a positive experience.

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In a metropolis dominated by wealth and innovation, lived a prominent startup mogul who had built an empire through audacious ventures and a charismatic demeanor. He held a fervent stance against contraceptives, advocating for the expansion of families and the creation of a lasting legacy.

This wealthy mogul had numerous children scattered across the globe, a testament to his commitment to fatherhood. Despite his bustling lifestyle and relentless focus on business endeavors, a series of unexpected events unfolded that would challenge his long-held beliefs.

The catalyst for change was his eldest child, Emma, who orchestrated an impromptu family reunion. Eager to explore the complexities of their diverse family, Emma gathered siblings from various corners of the world. Reluctantly, the mogul agreed to attend, hoping to gain insight into the extent of his legacy.

As the family reunion unfolded, the mogul encountered a mosaic of personalities, talents, and life stories within his own kin. The most striking revelation was that many of his children identified as transgender. Each shared their unique journey, shedding light on the challenges they faced and the courage it took to embrace their true selves.

Initially taken aback, the mogul's reactions ranged from surprise to uncertainty. The revelations prompted him to reassess his views on family dynamics, individual identity, and societal expectations.

Emma, acting as a guide for the mogul's evolving understanding, passionately spoke about the importance of acceptance, love, and recognizing each person's unique journey. Over time, the mogul found himself grappling with a mix of emotions, gradually opening his heart to the diverse perspectives within his own family.

As days turned into weeks, the mogul embarked on a journey of self-discovery and growth, learning to appreciate the richness that diversity brought to his family. The once staunch advocate against contraceptives began to see the value in understanding and embracing the complexities of individual identities.

Ultimately, the unexpected family reunion became a turning point in the mogul's life. His perception of legacy transformed from a rigid pursuit of numbers and success to an appreciation for the kaleidoscope of human experiences that his children represented. Through the acceptance of their identities, the mogul realized that the true legacy he could leave behind was one of love, understanding, and support for the individual journeys of those he had brought into the world.

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Chocolate kitty 🍫😻

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This futuristic Elmo features advanced sensors, touch-sensitive fabric, and voice recognition, responding not only to tickling with infectious laughter but also engaging in lively conversations and telling jokes.

Equipped with Bluetooth connectivity, Tickle Me Elmo can sync with smartphones and tablets through a dedicated app. This allows parents and children to download new content, games, and educational activities, ensuring that the Elmo experience remains fresh and engaging over time. The app also enables remote interaction, allowing parents to send personalized messages to their children through Elmo.

The plush toy itself incorporates innovative materials, providing the softness of traditional fabric while integrating smart textiles. Embedded LED lights beneath the surface create dynamic patterns, allowing Elmo to change colors and display vibrant animations, making playtime visually stimulating.

To add an extra layer of enchantment, Tickle Me Elmo features a mini projector embedded in its belly. This projector can display images of Sesame Street scenes, turning any room into a magical, immersive environment. Children can enjoy their favorite characters coming to life in vivid colors, fostering imaginative play.

In this advanced version, Tickle Me Elmo isn't just a toy; it's a technological marvel that seamlessly blends the physical and digital worlds. Its interactive features, connectivity, and visual enhancements make it a sought-after choice for tech-savvy families, capturing the essence of innovation and play in a way that appeals to both children and parents.

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Homelessness is a growing issue in many countries, and one group that is particularly vulnerable to this problem is transgender youth. These are young people who identify as a gender different from the one assigned to them at birth. According to a study by the National Center for Transgender Equality, 20% of transgender individuals have experienced homelessness at some point in their lives. This number is even higher for transgender youth, who often face rejection and discrimination from their families and communities, leading them to leave home in search of safety and acceptance.

Homeless trans youth face a unique set of challenges that make their situation even more difficult. Many shelters and services are gender-segregated, which can be a barrier for transgender individuals who may not feel comfortable in either the male or female designated spaces. This can leave them with nowhere to turn for shelter and support. In addition, transgender youth are at a higher risk of physical and sexual violence while living on the streets, as they are often targeted by predators who see them as easy targets.

The lack of acceptance and understanding from society also contributes to the struggles of homeless trans youth. Many face discrimination and harassment when trying to access basic necessities such as healthcare, education, and employment. This can make it even harder for them to break out of the cycle of homelessness and poverty. As a result, many trans youth turn to survival sex work or other dangerous means to meet their basic needs, putting them at further risk of exploitation and abuse.

Furthermore, the mental health of homeless trans youth is also a major concern. The constant fear of violence and rejection, along with the stress of not having a stable place to live, can lead to high rates of depression, anxiety, and suicide among this population. Without proper support and resources, these young individuals may feel like they have no hope for a better future.

It is crucial for society to recognize and address the specific challenges faced by homeless trans youth. This includes providing safe and inclusive shelters, as well as implementing policies and programs that promote acceptance and understanding of transgender individuals. Education and awareness are also key in reducing discrimination and creating a more welcoming environment for trans youth.

In addition, it is important for families to support their transgender children and provide a loving and accepting home. This can greatly reduce the risk of homelessness and improve the overall well-being of these young individuals. Governments and organizations also have a responsibility to provide resources and support for homeless trans youth, including access to mental health services, education, and job training programs.

Homeless trans youth deserve the same opportunities and rights as any other young person. It is our collective responsibility to ensure that they are not left behind and that they have a chance to thrive and reach their full potential. By addressing the root causes of homelessness and promoting acceptance and inclusion, we can create a safer and more equitable society for all.

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Hobie Brown, known by his alter ego as the high-flying Prowler, embarked on a transformative journey as he transitioned from a life of vigilantism to donning the uniform of a police officer. The decision to become a police officer was fueled by Hobie's unwavering commitment to justice and a desire to make a positive impact within the legal system.

After hanging up his Prowler suit, Hobie enrolled in the police academy, determined to use his unique set of skills to serve the community in a different capacity. His decision resonated with a sense of responsibility, recognizing that true change often happens from within the system. Hobie's experience as a vigilante granted him a valuable perspective, allowing him to understand the complexities of law enforcement and the challenges officers face.

Throughout his training, Hobie demonstrated exceptional physical prowess, honed during his days as the Prowler, and a keen intellect that set him apart. However, it was his empathy and dedication to building bridges between law enforcement and the community that truly distinguished him. Hobie understood the importance of trust and cooperation, key elements in fostering a safer and more connected community.

As Officer Brown hit the streets, he brought a unique perspective to the force. Drawing on his experiences as the Prowler, he navigated the delicate balance between upholding the law and understanding the nuances of the communities he served. Hobie became a symbol of transformation, showing that redemption and a commitment to positive change are achievable even for those who once operated outside the legal system.

His journey from vigilante to police officer inspired both civilians and fellow officers. Hobie Brown became an advocate for community policing, emphasizing the importance of open dialogue, understanding, and joint efforts to address the root causes of crime. In the precinct, his colleagues respected him not just for his crime-fighting abilities but for his commitment to building a more inclusive and compassionate law enforcement environment.

Hobie Brown's story became a testament to the power of redemption and the potential for positive change within the justice system. His transition from the Prowler to a police officer highlighted the importance of second chances and the capacity for individuals to evolve, contributing to the betterment of both themselves and the communities they serve.

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In the heart of the tight-knit community, an annual tradition unfolded—the Community Pasta Extravaganza. This event, eagerly anticipated by residents of all ages, transformed the local square into a vibrant gathering of neighbors, friends, and families, all united by their love for pasta and a sense of community spirit.

Preparations for the event began days in advance as volunteers set up long tables, adorned with colorful tablecloths and flickering candles, creating an inviting space for the feast to come. The aroma of simmering sauces and the tantalizing scent of boiling pasta wafted through the air, signaling the imminent arrival of a culinary celebration.

As the sun dipped below the horizon, the community members flocked to the square, carrying pots and pans filled with their favorite pasta dishes. The diversity of shapes, colors, and flavors reflected the rich tapestry of the community's culinary heritage. From classic spaghetti and meatballs to creative twists on traditional recipes, the communal table became a showcase of the community's collective passion for pasta.

Laughter and chatter filled the air as people lined up, plates in hand, ready to sample the myriad offerings. The communal pasta event became a crossroads of flavors, where seasoned cooks shared the secrets of their signature dishes, and newcomers discovered the joy of communal cooking and sharing.

Live music added to the festive atmosphere, and children danced with delight as the aromas of garlic, basil, and tomatoes wafted through the air. The event became not just a feast for the senses but a celebration of the community's unity and resilience.

Neighbors who had only exchanged pleasantries in passing now shared a meal, forging connections that extended beyond the dinner table. The community pasta extravaganza became a symbol of togetherness, reminding everyone that breaking bread together had the power to bridge gaps, strengthen bonds, and build a sense of belonging.

As the night unfolded, empty plates and satisfied smiles attested to the success of the community pasta eating event. The tradition, now etched into the community's calendar, continued to bring people together, fostering a sense of unity and shared joy that extended far beyond a simple plate of pasta.

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The decision of police officers to resign from their jobs is a multifaceted and impactful phenomenon that can be influenced by a variety of factors. While law enforcement is a crucial and often challenging profession, officers may choose to leave their positions for reasons ranging from personal considerations to systemic issues within the policing environment.

Individual Factors: Personal reasons often play a significant role in officers deciding to quit their jobs. Factors such as burnout, stress, family considerations, or seeking career changes are common reasons for individual officers to make the difficult decision to step away from law enforcement. The demanding nature of the job, exposure to trauma, and the strain it can place on mental health are contributing factors.

Organizational and Systemic Issues: Issues within the police department itself, such as a lack of support, inadequate resources, or concerns about departmental culture, can lead officers to reevaluate their commitment to the job. Instances of systemic issues, including allegations of misconduct, corruption, or inadequate responses to internal concerns, can contribute to a sense of disillusionment and frustration among officers.

Public Perception and Scrutiny: Intense public scrutiny and criticism of law enforcement, particularly in the context of high-profile incidents or calls for police reform, can affect morale within police departments. Officers may feel disheartened by negative public perception, and this external pressure can contribute to the decision to leave the force.

Calls for Police Reform: Ongoing discussions and calls for police reform may influence officers' decisions to quit, especially if they feel that changes in policies and procedures could compromise their ability to perform their duties effectively or if they are concerned about potential legal ramifications.

Career Advancement Opportunities: Some officers may leave their positions to pursue career advancement opportunities in related fields or private industries. The skills acquired in law enforcement, such as communication, problem-solving, and leadership, are transferable to various professions.

Impact on Policing: The departure of experienced officers can have implications for the effectiveness and continuity of police departments. High turnover rates may lead to a loss of institutional knowledge and expertise, potentially impacting public safety and the ability to address community needs.

In conclusion, the decision of police officers to quit their jobs is a complex and nuanced matter shaped by a combination of personal, organizational, and systemic factors. Recognizing and addressing these factors is essential for promoting a healthy and effective law enforcement environment and maintaining public safety.

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The shift towards a predominantly processed food environment raises a host of implications for health, sustainability, and cultural practices.

Processed foods, with their convenience and extended shelf life, become ubiquitous in this world. Grocery stores are filled with colorful packaging, containing a myriad of snacks, pre-packaged meals, and convenience foods. The traditional image of fresh produce markets and local farms may become scarce as the demand for processed alternatives rises.

Nutritional concerns take center stage in a world dominated by processed foods. While these foods offer convenience, they often lack the nutritional richness of whole, unprocessed ingredients. The prevalence of additives, preservatives, and artificial flavors becomes a subject of public health debates. The rise of diet-related health issues, such as obesity and chronic diseases, may become more pronounced in the absence of a balanced, whole-food diet.

The agricultural landscape undergoes changes as well. Large-scale processing facilities and industrial farms dominate the food production sector, emphasizing efficiency and mass production over local and sustainable practices. Traditional farming methods may dwindle as processed food conglomerates seek standardized ingredients for their products.

Culinary traditions and the act of cooking may face a decline as well. The convenience of processed foods might lead to a diminished emphasis on home cooking and the pleasures of preparing meals from scratch. In a world where processed foods dominate, the art of crafting a meal becomes more about opening packages than chopping fresh ingredients.

On the positive side, advancements in food technology may lead to innovations in processing methods that prioritize health, sustainability, and flavor. These innovations could address some of the nutritional concerns associated with processed foods and offer environmentally friendly alternatives.