Beam me up Scotty

Nicola 22/ Nottingham. I attempt to write things sometimes : http://www.nicolatalksnonsense.blogspot.co.uk/

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

[we-kartu]

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[schwierigephase]

“Show me your worst, and I will show you how I love you just the same.”

— (via liebeficktunsalle)

[xblkcherryx]

kiss me when you’re cumming so i know its real

[virtuheaux]

I love this tbh

[kiani93-deactivated20210916]

[dilfosaur]

-read the rest here-

some springtime comics

[latenights]

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[parkdonghoons]

“I think I fell in love with the way your soul echoed mine.”

— vixxennn, The book I’m finally writing (via wnq-writers)

[bpdminds]

I’m not clingy I just need your love and attention 24/7

[love]

via weheartit

[waterest]

[erupted]

[desperatehousewivescaps-blog]

[kellmichele]

the universe has a crazy way of working out and right now i need to just trust that