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Love sucking them!!
How to sex with own MOM
How to seduce your mom! A guide…
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1. Start out slowly by giving her compliments … Tell her “that dress really looks pretty, Mom”. Does she paint her toes or wear sexy shoes? Tell her she has pretty toes and she looks sexy [with] them.
2. When you kiss her make the kisses gradually longer; this should send a message.
A prolonged kiss on the mouth can be a way for a son to communicate to his mom that he’s sexually attracted to her, and wants to have an incestuous relationship.
3. Jack off when you know she’s near, possibly with your bedroom or bathroom door partially open. This is another good sign if you are certain she heard you.
4. Get her used to being touched by you; then, when you are certain that she is completely comfortable with that, you can very gradually begin to increase the intimacy and take things in the direction you want to go … But one false move on your part, and you will be back way beyond Square One. If she gets the idea that you are trying to seduce her before she is ready to be seduced, you may never get a second chance.
5. Take a bath. Wrap a towel around [yourself] and go talk to your mother. Throw away the towel accidentally … and give a show [of yourself] to your mother.
6. START TICKLING HER! GET A TOUCH OF HER BREASTS.
7. When she is washing the dishes (or something like that), [come] from behind, put your hands on her shoulders, and start kissing her. Give her 2 or 3 kisses, and then press your obvious hard-on at her butt!
It’s natural for a son to demonstrate affection to his mom … and this can be “intensified” to demonstrate sexual interest.
8. Accidentally, introduce her to the topic of Incest. Have [some] reading material about general sex, incest, and other sexuality at the location of discussion. First talk about general sex to get her a little aroused. Next, talk about homosexuality and, soon, incest. Try to extract any of her attitudes towards, or values about, incest.
9. Try leaving a very wet, very personal message in her bra and panties. …
10. Give a massage. When I massage her back, she lies on her tummy, and then I climb on top of her. I position myself so that my cock has contact with her butt. While I massage her back, I rub my cock on her butt cheeks. Try wearing only your underwear.
11. Move around the house wearing only your underwear.
12. [In] the morning, go to the kitchen with a hard on. Stay in front of her until she notices it.
13. On a very special day (birthday, Mothers Day, etc.) kiss her on the lips.
14. When you are talking to her, take obvious glances of her cunt and her breasts.
For all those needing help with this
Such great advise only 30 yrs too late
Anytime
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girl
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
wait but whats happening with the bagel tho
It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this
I just kinda wanna watch something burn?
Mood
You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.
i’m really hopeful right now.
Third time is a charm.
Love good fortune
I really hope so
Universal Help Me signal. Please Boost!!
🙏🏼✝️❤️
I will always share this. Every one needs to know this signal. You could save a life.
Reblog
😮😍😍😍😍😍✊🏽💋
Please keep this going.
Share and share again.
I NEVER KNEW THIS!!! REBLOG!!!
Make Mommy Cum — Audio Porn Mommy begs you to make her cum. From Miz Specific
This is so fucking hot! 🔥
Hot
Those beautiful big TITS
BEAUTIFUL FUCKIN BIG TITTES BABY
MTD v 21 is out!
Sorry for all these pics— I am just in love w/this set!! 🦋🦋 what would you like to see more of?
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
I’ve religiously binged The Office at least 4 times over and still haven’t found closure to the fact that there will never be another season of the show. But this game right here might give me what I’m looking for. Plus there’s finally an expansion to Cards Against Humanity that I can get behind. Shut up and take my money!
Available HERE
They did it. Someone finally made a game I can play.
This show holds up. Ironically Sabrina is the least interesting part of the show for me now.
I’m ready for you daddy 👅