Gurl.

Worst wing-woman you ever did meet.

[shaolinshutter-36frames]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bikinipowerbottoms]

[abercrombee]

[dinogore-blog]

when ur parents go out food shopping

[ostolero]

date ideas

garlic bread

[aidashakur]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[poochcrew]

[teamrocketing]

what a beautiful wedding

[jimbenton]

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans.

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[tendersea]

emmy award….. now.

[boeing747]

NO MORE NEGATIVE SELF TALK. I AM CRAZY AND THATS COOL AND SEXY OF ME

[brucebocchi]

[ulibeanzz]

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[patrickvaill]

If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

[bunjywunjy]

*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.

[dash-web]

Will you be my pardner?