I doubt, therefore I am

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Don’t give up! This little soft alien believes in you!

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teeny-tiny self portrait i drew when i had a borrowed tablet, it blinks!

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Felt a sudden urge to return to my all-time favourite OTP, the fabulous team leather duo, Guy of Gisborne/Allan a Dale, but as my bookmarks have gone missing I figured that putting together this (highly selective, ie. mostly porn, but hey, it’s the fault of the pairing, and there is some delightful non-porn fic here, too) list is the perfect thing to waste my time with. It’s a long post, so you’ll find everything under the break. Enjoy! 

NOTE: The summaries and ratings in [brackets] were written by me as the author did not provide them. Also, the fics collected here are ONLY gullan ones, so no triangles or further pairings included. Also, I’ve put an asterisk* with my favourite ones, because why the hell not.

Favourite Sins* by SongBirdBlues Guy has many sins, but this one, he knows, is his favourite. season 2 | T | Romance & Drama

Showing the Ropes* by SongBirdBlues Guy wants Allan to show him the ropes after he joins the outlaws. Warnings: slash, slight mentions of dub-con and bondage. season 3 | T | Romance & Angst

Out with the Old by SongBirdBlues “I had to put something on, didn’t I?” Ever wonder exactly what happened Allan’s outlaw clothes. season 2 | T | Romance

Three Robin Hood Christmas Miracles by dollysgirl04 [#2 Guy and Allan find themselves under the mistletoe.] season 2 | [T] | [Romance]

Closer to God by precious_rosie Gisborne finally catches up with Allan. Warnings: Season 2 spoilers, BDSM, implied torture, humiliation season 2 | Adult, NC 17, very explicit

Damned by precious_rosie Allan has a job to do… Warnings: Very explicit sexual content, male/male sex, masturbation, frottage, explicit language, fellatio, blood play. This is adult hardcore stuff and it’s not pretty. If you are likely to squick easily, best not read it. The language is keeping in with the BBC’s version of Robin Hood and yes, thinking about it, probably how they did speak back in 12th Century. season [1?] | Adult, NC 17, very explicit

Renewed Acquaintance by precious_rosie Allan knows exactly which side his bread is buttered on. Warnings: Series 2 Spoilers. Set post-Series 2 finale. Dialogue shamelessly borrowed from the finale. season 2 | Adult, NC 17

Absolution by precious_rosie Gisborne lets Allan know exactly who is in charge. Warnings: Series 2 spoilers, BDSM, explicit use of language, role-play season 2 | Adult, NC 17, very explicit

Money for Nothing by precious_rosie Allan receives payment for services rendered Warnings: series 2 spoilers season 2 | Adult, NC 17

Upgrade Him to Leather by precious_rosie Guy loves the feel of leather against Allan’s skin. Warnings: series 2 spoilers season 2 | Adult, NC 17

Gisborne’s Boy by precious_rosie That scene from Episode 6, if it had been shown after the Beeb’s 9pm watershed! ;-) Warnings: series 2 spoilers season 2 | Adult, NC 17

Never Look A Gift Horse in the Mouth by precious_rosie Guy has a surprise for Allan. Warnings: series 2 spoilers, excessive use of a riding crop. season 2 | Adult, NC 17

Rose Scented Petals by precious_rosie Allan takes a bath, and Gisborne takes advantage. Warnings: series 2 spoilers, BDSM season 2 | Adult, NC 17

Damn Right I’ve Sold Out by paperclipbitch Allan is selling half their secrets to Sir Guy of Gisborne in exchange for his life, for gold, and for the chance to have Gisborne scowl at him. Warnings: series 2 spoilers season 2 | PG-13

The Rites of Spring* by precious_rosie Allan teaches Guy about the “Rites of Spring”. Warnings: series 2 Spoilers, very mild suggestion of BDSM. season 2 | Adult, NC 17

I’m your boy, sort of a Gullan fic by ladyleahrbloom Guy meets with Allan after Marian's burial. Rated PG 15 for angst. Slightly anti Marian. A Big sorry to any Marian fans I may offend. season 2 | PG 15 | Hurt/Comfort/Angst

roses are red, foxes are clever* by Callicokitten Allan decides to have a little fun with Guy. Unfortunately that fun leads to unexpected feelings.  season 2 | T | Romance/Humor

Happy Birthday by punkfunkdisco [“The day before, Allan had been complaining to Guy about his lack of history. Allan did not know where he had been born, or even what time of the year.”] season 2 | T

A Matter of Ownership by channiegurl When Guy sees Allan again, he can tell something isn't right, and he intends to find out what. Warnings: slash (obviously), mentions of violence, possible non-con, some season 3 spoilers, Dark!Robin (Oh look, he made another return to my fics!) season 3 | PG 13

Apology by whytewytch Prompt: Sort of the one I submitted about Guy standing up for Allan when he was accused of betraying the gang to Sheriff Isabella. season 3 | NC 17

As Good As He Gets by channiegurl After the Sheriff gets angry, it's up to Allan help Guy. Warnings: slash, mentions of violence, possible impled non-con but not explicit at all.  season 2 | 15ish (swearing)

Belly Flop* by endcredits [“Allan's practically undressed by the time he cops on to the ominous heap of black leather by the pond.”] PG 13 (language)

Cozy by cleo_eurydike Prompt: Guy/Allan; trapped in a toilet together PG

Staying the Night by unsentimalf “He was not, after all, an unwilling serving maid” Warnings: More twisted explicit slash porn, with strong language. A sequel to "For the Money", "Giving it Back" and “Earning His Keep”. season 2 | NC 17

Earning his Keep by unsentimentalf "Whatever we do, I'm in charge" Warnings: More twisted explicit slash porn, with strong language. A sequel to "For the Money" and "Giving it Back". season 2 | NC 17

Giving it Back by unsentimentalf "He wasn't under any illusion that he was getting paid for the good stuff" Warnings: More twisted explicit slash porn, with strong language. A sequel to "For the Money" because people incautiously left feedback. See what you're responsible for? Actually this pair are growing on me so I might write some more even if everyone hates it... season 2 | NC 17

For the Money by unsentimentalf "Probably. Have you got a goat?” Warnings: Somewhat twisted explicit slash porn, with strong language. That's all that can be said of it, really. season 2 | NC 17

Putty In My Hands by shy_nerthuserce Marian: Are you aware of the risk? If Guy catches you.../Allan: Don’t worry, he’ll be putty in my hands! ~ S2, Ep3: “Childhood” season 2 | NC 17

Mistletoe and Whine by shy_nerthuserce Christmas is love, Christmas is peace, a time for hating and fighting to cease – but not at Nottingham Castle... Warnings: Mild S2 spoilers. season 2 | Adult, NC-17

Christmas Party by rochvelleth Just a snippet of life at Locksley. Disclaimer: Guy owns Allan, of course. season 2 | 12 (but with the odd implication)

Lies Don’t Stop Being Lies Just Because No One Believes Them* by paperclipbitch Allan decides to change the rules. season 2 | NC 17

Matters of the Mind by smokey2307 Guy thinks he may have landed funny. season 2 | G

Welcome to Scenic Nottingham by unsentimentalf part 1 – Allan pushed open the door, closed it carefully behind him. More tables, another bar, but this time he was the object of some very attentive pairs of eyes. Allan looked back, grinning. This was more like it. Company. part 2 – The room stank of wine and sweat. The counterpane had dark damp patches. Guy had a set of long shallow scratches up one arm. Guy looked around, following Allan's glance, then back at him. "Get in here and shut the damn door." post season 2 | 15

What if I Was Willing* by Jesstabulous Sometimes you have to settle for what is readily available to you, and sometimes that turns out to be better than what you were yerning for in the first place. AU smut piece. AU | explicit

The Lion and the Mouse by TheVulcanDilemma Alan adjusts to life in the castle the best way he knows how, or rather, he adjusts life in the castle to best suit his new life. Or a porny character study of everyone's favorite angry villain and his new side-kick! With angst! season 2 | explicit

There would be a Reckoning by Twisted_Barbie Guy’s thoughts during Allan a Dale’s funeral season 3 | general audiences

Honey, Are You Looking For Some Trouble Tonight?* By Twisted_Barbie Being in the wrong place at the wrong time isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Shameless PWP between series 1/2 | explicit

Hedging Your Bets* by dollysgirl04 Harmless flirting never hurt anyone... [light Robin/Allan included, but I love the way it is written, and it’s so Allan, you’ll see] season 2 | G

The Game* by wintercealde After weeks of boredom in the castle, Marian invents a game to keep herself amused. Unabashedly PWP. [includes Marian/Guy and Allan/Marian but gets so wonderful towards the end with its focus on Guy/Allan, a must read] season 2 | explicit

(there was a piece bearing the title “number two” (?) with Guy occupying the privy in the castle, but I can’t seem to find it)

Sources: FanFiction.net, Archiveofourown, Robin Hood FicIndex, various RH livejournal community sites

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“It feels like I’ve been banging my head against this wall, and someone’s shoved a door open and said, “Come in, step out of the shit, into the sunshine.“ I’m talking bollocks.”

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What is it with Alex + stripy shirts? I am sure there is something behind it. Casual clothing is very important to him, I remember that someone commented that he gets out of the uniform as soon as he can. 

My theory is that he is not wearing stripes when he is in a sort of ‘shifting’ phase as to his identity or his plans - this happens only when he goes to the university to hear the speech in the Friedensbewegung for the first time, and when he kidnaps General Jackson and taking the HIV-test. 

(I have to confess that I LOVE the green scarf, that definitely stands for his orientation towards the green party.)

but, hm?

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HOW IS THeRE NO FANART FOR THIS PRECIOUS PAIRING?

and only one single fanfic

that will have to change

*also, no spoilers please, I am still at ep 5 and don’t want to continue yet because I know as soon as I see how it all ends I won’t create anything anymore. have managed to spoil one plot element already while looking through the tag...*

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@whatadelisupto‘s precious ocs , Gavin and Stevens

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MY BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

also

FAVOURITE BIT

(you are welcome)

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EDIT: CONTEXT!!! I FORGOT THE CONTEXT!

Sooo, the request was that the picture should involve the boys and Guy’s amazing old car and I though they would TOTALLY go on roadtrips (because Allan wouldn’t leave his man alone with that idea), and he would definitely take selfies of himself being cool and all. and Guy just wouldn’t like that AT ALL.

This was done for the lovely @exlibrisfangirl, a bit back, for Christmas :) Some might be familiar with her high school AU, The Band of Merry Men. If you haven’t come across it, CHECK IT OUT NOW. Seriously, it’s amazing. She also wrote things for it, like this and this aaand this. And she also has visions. Ok, dreams. Oh, and I made this for her some time ago. 

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And silence, like darkness, can be kind; it, too, is a language.

Hanif Kureishi (via cjreloaded)

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London underground, 1952-68 © Getty Images

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Man in second picture has an actual cup and saucer of tea on the tube! How? Legend…

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this is accidentally a better piece of art than anything banksy ever shit out

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From a children’s book on Napoleon, Le grand Napoléon des petits enfans. In the end, he just floats away. Original page is below.