I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it

I’m Batman my name's Emily but sometimes people call me Effy and you can too if it tickles your fancy ~ 23 ~ (but actually 5) ~ chicago ~ college student (occasionally) ~ nerd ~ single ~ aries ~ enjoys long walks on the beach, cuddling, mojitos and getting caught in the rain ~ ~ INFP ~ I want to be Legolas when I grow up I don't even know what this blog is... talking to myself, nerdy things, occasional ridiculous drunk blogging, and SCIENCE I watch too much tv and it's not healthy. stupid things that I obsess over: The Lord of the Rings & The Hobbit, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Jesse Pinkman crying, Marvel, Batman, Star Wars, The Walking Dead, Parks and Rec, Shameless, Pixar movies, Zelda, Ed Sheeran, and Chelley, who is the best wifey in the universe background is BX442, grandpa of all the spiral galaxies

[chessys]

*psychoanalyses myself in the shower*

[prongsno-deactivated20161112]

sirius black getting so drunk one night that he transformed into padfoot and ate everything that dogs cannot eat and he wakes up the next day and he’s like whAT THE HELL DID I dO and he’s on edge for the next couple of days crying ‘am i going to die’

 james has to remind him that he’s not really a dog but then remus is quiet for a second before going ‘but he ate it as a dog’ and they’re all like stumped for words until peter asks mcgonagall a ‘totally hypothetical’ question about eating things whilst in animagus form 

[crankydragon-deactivated2018120]

I bet all the Hogwarts teachers get an unreal amount of “totally hypothetical” questions from students.

[the-bakeneko]

“Hey Slughorn wtf’s a horcrux? Just for laughs” -Voldemort

[thescarletwitchsapprentice]

Me: I’m fine. I have no stress. My life is in order.

*Patrick Warburton enters the room.*

Patrick Warburton: In most situations, the word ‘fine’ means ‘decent’ or ‘good enough.’ But as you know, dear viewers, the life of a college student is far from fine. Lydia’s life was, in fact, riddled with anxiety and, if it were a physical object, it would be very rickety, a word which here means ‘unstable and likely to fall apart at a moment’s notice.’

[notpulpcovers]

[lgbtteenshk-deactivated20180801]

my feelings of affection towards this post are unreal

[prettyboystyles]

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

so I’ve been thinking….. I don’t care

[bkdk]

straight girls who fetishize gay boys and straight boys who fetishize gay girls are ultimately canceled. no take backs.

[bkdk]

due to popular demand, all straights are canceled.

[bkdk]

everyone who keeps reblogging this keeps telling me to “stop kink shaming” like listen the fuck up: my sexuality is not a fucking kink.

[witchstone]

Celestial Mapping and Celestial Proportions by Tallmadge Doyle

[kylewilsonyo]

[tvwolfsnake]

shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that but it’s absolutely true to my experience also shoutout to lemony snicket for filling an entire page of a book with just the word “ever”

[jeanqrey]

How did you get your tattoos? From Nunya. What’s “Nunya”? None of your business.

[pacificrim-archive]

fuck star wars discourse about morals or some shit all I wanna know is how much weed each character smokes

[sensitivebayleef-deactivated201]

Luke: pays a lot of money for weed but only gets given oregano anyway Obiwan: stoner Han: Big stoner man. Chewbacca: Stoner Leia: Owns several of her own artisan bongs Darth Vader: A sad lack of weed here. Due to his asthma. 0/10

[pacificrim-archive]

wonderful addition but i think we are too quick to judge darth vader here. For all we know he could just be hotboxing the shit out of his suit at all times

[n-gk]

[magicfolk]

I’m going to do what I want to do. I’m going to be who I really am. I’m going to figure out what that is.

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Jack off!

[libertybill]

Bust a Nut! That’s right! We finally made our pistachio ice cream Nut-Free!

[shitpost-senpai]

Beat that meat! Our new boca burgers now taste better than ever!

[andromedazhumanz]

Stroke a fat cock! Our lovable pet roosters are big, fluffy, and ready to be adopted!

[weloveshortvideos]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

IM LEGIT SCREAMING

[willygurl68]

I’m the bride