[goawfma]

this is what should be trending instead of kalanchoe kardashian

[egberts]

the flat earth society bought a $20,000 super accurate laser gyroscope to prove the earth doesn’t rotate 15 degrees per hour and they kept getting results that proved it does so they kept altering the test to try and make it not drift 15 degrees but it didn’t work so they just said “well we still don’t believe it and we have other stuff that proves it so whatever”

[angelicguy]

a pristine, crisp white shirt and a world of sauce perfectly balanced between each other. just a slight of the hand could be the difference between life and death. icarus approaching the sun

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

he’s a nazi.

[ennueye]

was there ever any doubt? i mean come on

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

dudes that wear suits everywhere for no reason and give heavily into internet culture? nah, doesn’t surprise me. but i don’t wanna see him, especially sans someone pointing out he’s a nazi lmao

[left-leggus-deactivated20260311]

Please don’t spread false information.

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

Brah is such a legitimately kind and honest guy, y'all just obsess about destroying lives based on nothing.

[strongermonster]

i jus got back from foolin around w this girl n she had her bed out in the middle of the got-damned nowhere, like not against a wall, not against any wall at all, just in the middle of th fucking room surrounded by this gauzy material shit on a hoop above the bed w some fairy lights all stuck on it for ~aesthetic~ and the whole fuckdamn time i kept thinkin HOW does this woman sleep like this?! monsters come getcha from any and all directions!! snatch u off the bed from the fuckin top, the sides, the bottom NO DIRECTION IS SAFE !! “you wanna stay the night babe?” NO!!! I DO NOT!!! i wanna live thru the night & not wake up to demons caressing my head from your unprotected bed space!! i feel cursed having just fucked on it..! got some dark interloper followin me home hopin i got the same shitty setup!! no sir!! 2 walls for this biché. 4 if i could get em. sleep in a fuckin box w a lil hole cut in it. i need protection!!! 0/10 setup. any type of translucent canopy over a bed is ASKING for a ghost to stand on the other side and watch u sleep. wake up to a hazy outline “o honey is that u?” NO ITS A DEMON. i cannot believe i suffered this tonight. the things i do for a beautiful girl honeSTLY

[strongermonster]

it means im afeared my pussy got ghosts now

[musicalsaregreat]

Top 15 Musicals (as voted by my followers) ↳#3 - Les Misérables (165 votes)

One more dawn One more day One day more!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

I know I know what the sun’s for.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[blackwoolncrown]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills  instead of being seen as behaviors

so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.

[uglyteapot]

I. AM. SCREAMING.

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

[thewickedwilds]

rebagel if the flu shot made you gay

[snootyfoxfashion]

went and found everything ol’ sierra here is mad about + more

From GoldenDogStudios and available in gay, lesbian, bi, pan, and ace pride colors!!!

from Doodlepeople

from QuotableeArt

from DankShirtsStore

from BEARandCLARK

from Doodlepeople

from skippyhaha

from ScienceDeco

from oTZIshirts

from jaxxisbuttons

buy to make sierra, and every dumbass antivaxxer mad!!

sidenote: when you search antivax on etsy, exactly 8 results show up and all eight are pro vaccine. take note tumblr. 

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

[mythicalcoolkid]

I had a strongly Christian underclassman tell me that he and his girlfriend would both be a bit into boys and girls, respectively, if it was more accepted. He nervously described himself as bicurious when he spoke to me, an openly bi guy. I was thinking out loud and mentioned that I thought that being bicurious… wasn’t necessarily a thing, for lack of a better phrase, because if someone was attracted to the same gender, even if they’re attracted more to another one, they’re still bi. He kind of looked surprised and said, “oh. I guess I’m bi then.”

Let men and boys be bi. Encourage men and boys to explore their sexualities. Don’t tell them off for being affectionate, whether platonically or not, and don’t insist that they’re gay.

[itsybitsyjoltik]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hellomrbones]

[undeservinghero67-deactivated20]

Harley is a gift from God.

[lpfan9976]

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

[forceguardian]

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

[uncookedtrashmonster]

That last line :((((

[creature-a]

There is more:

[acerosedrop]

The fact that she actually had a plausible reason for the muzzle makes this even better.

[felderwin]

no one:

me: robin hood is one of the only stories associated with fairy tales that directly relies on a specific era and setting to be an effective story (its most iconic villains are the sheriff of nottingham, a actual place in england, and prince john, an actual member of the english royalty) so why did the shrek franchise decide to make robin hood french

[unique-ones-enlightened]

[thesylverlining]

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

[quantum-jump]

Or, as my dad put it,

Sympathy: I know how you feel Empathy: I feel how you feel Compassion: is there anything I can do to help?

[paramourblessings]

Sympathy: that sucks bro empathy: I feel that compassion: want me to send you some puppy and kitten pictures to make you feel better?

[autisticcaleb]

Posts like this make me feel so much better. It always seems like society treat responses to others pain as though empathy is the most important kind. I am around 85% compassionate and this post helped me not feel like I am a monster because of that for once.

[kindaoffkilter]

I think sometimes empathy gets in the way–you’re too caught up in your own tangle of crap to do more than let the other person know you feel the same way, and you both individually drown next to each other. 

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[theoldreclaimingasia]

[tired-pascal]

No they’re fucking not lol

[bigasspants]

[tired-pascal]

Learn basic biology sweaty

[bigasspants]

[vicyutopia-deactivated20181222]

[funnypicsdept]

Decision tree from a 3rd grader found in an attic.

[joannescammer]

“C”

[starsshinedarkly77]

this has the same energy as the vine that’s like “my little brother pushed me today so I’m starting a kickstarter to have him put down, the benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less”