Trash

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[severalowls]

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

[newtypenea]

oh my god these are actually funny

[baishujinkou]

[moonkitty]

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

[yekkes]

LMAO

[missouriangothic-old]

[snyggvur]

wake up babes my new obsession just dropped

[snyggvur]

”I bet Jesus won’t save you from-uh

my

bullying

😏 ”

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dottiedabunnie]

[yamujiburo]

he’s done it again! my little brother is so talented

Turning Food into Pokémon Part 5: Soy Braised Potato Diglett !! (Gamja Jorim)🥔🍚

[faery-wizard]

< Tutorial: Learning The Basics! >

To enter SILLY MODE, press the :3 button and equip the CROWBAR from your INVENTORY.

[nicetomeetmew]

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

(source)

[bbcwhereareyou]

This fucking guy.

[lostinhistory]

The funniest response:

[qapleulia]

saving my favourite twitter thread here just in case

[charlesoberonn]

My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

[charlesoberonn]

This is the one!

It's by Jessica Warrick.

[yamujiburo]

Headcanon time!

When Jessie and Delia aren't cuddling, they usually sleep like this. Jessie's used to sleeping small and sharing space with other people (squishing on tiny beds or park benches with James and Meowth) so she drifts to the edge of the bed and curls up. Delia on the other hand hasn't shared a bed with anyone in years and takes up a lot of space and is a cover hog (good thing Jessie handles being cold well). Delia's love language is physical touch so she tends to follow Jessie wherever she is on the bed just so she can feel her there. This usually leads to Delia having way too much room on her side

[injuries-in-dust]

Like mother, like son.

[yamujiburo]

you get it

[mrscancelled-1]

[abysswarlock]

This moment in monster factory is a gem:

Justin’s memory of a nonexistent meme

Griffin’s utter confusion

Clayton captioning his thoughts

The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the ‘how I make bread’ guy

Griffin’s lawn mower laugh

Just *chef’s kiss*

[highqualityblog]

how i make bread is real and justin is 100% spot on it’s incredible

[sovietshopaholic]

WHAT

[memewhore]

[adventures-in-asexuality]

#this is a dog committing what are obviously cat crimes - azzandra

[red-mercer]

Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off

[namk1]

[rj-abacura]

I am obsessed with this.

So because parkour is such a ridiculously male dominated sport, the "correct technique" for a lot of these movements that you're taught when you become an instructor plays to a male body's strengths: upper body strength, higher center of gravity, etc.

She demolishes this course by moving in ways that make sense for her body. She doesn't muscle her way up to her over a wall, she just throws a leg up over the wall. She doesn't use upper body strength to do the salmon ladder, she uses her hips!!! And it's fucking incredible.

So many girls and young women walk away from parkour because every movement caters to the strengths of men, because doing what makes sense for their bodies is seen as "bad technique" to be trained away.

If pre-transition me had seen this I would have cried tears of joy.

[pinkpy]

(You'll probably have to click and zoom to read; sorry about my tiny handwriting 😔)

Piccolo can handle a max of two emotions per 24 hour period; any higher and he malfunctions

This initially started out as a test drive for my new tablet and then I blinked and it was 8 pages long. Suffice it to say, my iPad is dead to me lmao

Somewhat based on this:

[writing-prompt-s]

Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money… or in blood.

[hedgeworth]

This is just the oh no rent’s late how can I make it up to you porn trope but for goths.