Hi.

welcome to the terrordome

[1892]

my favorite thing ab this is “that’s a flute.” b/c it isn’t

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[shetheyslain]

Pussy with mahogany wood panelling >>>>

[pudulogy]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[segamascott]

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[importantcatpics]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

not tbh

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Adam: Your older brother. Abel. He's dead.

Adams third child, Seth: What is that?

Adam: I don't know. This is new for me too.

[cryptotheism]

Eve: I think "dead" is what happens to dinnerbeasts.

Seth:

Eve: We might have to dinner him.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when the chinese restaurant has wide sprite 🤤🤤

[imp]

i chose to sever my connection with the divine by drinking diet coke

[iamnotmariahcarey]

Leaving Mormonism be like

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[pukicho]

There’s nothing worse than having hot milk on a gross summer day

[segamascott]

[aloehandsanitizer]

l’oréal kids shampoo pngs

[wizardpotions]

these were the most refreshing and delicious exilirs one could acquire in the 2000s