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“I rescued a pregnant street dog and her babies really enjoy hiding.”

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Translation: My kids all like hiding now. I have one kid here… Where’s the rest? *baby voice* Where’s all the children? Where’s all the babies? Everyone’s coming out of their hiding places, guys! Oh fuck! Look at this! Look at these beautiful children!

inkskinned

me looking at the person i like: i am enamored even with the way your fingers move, with the way the light plays on your skin, with your freckles and your smile and your laughter, with your voice, with how you get around the things you love, with your humor, me aloud: what’s up asshole

whitepeopletwitter

fischyplier

Wait for it…

syngvtes

rollingstoneboycomplex

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

heavensickness

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

andhumanslovedstories

If your fic is 1000 words long, you can’t tag it slow burn. It’s not slow burn. That is a matchstick. And this is my personal bias here but if those motherfuckers you’re writing experience significant forward momentum in their relationship in under 5k words, then that is just a regular old burn. Slow burn should be borderline intolerable and a mistake to start reading at 2 in the morning.

andhumanslovedstories

If the fic doesn’t have multiple scenes where two people almost kiss but then don’t because of a contrived interruption that they are both grateful for and angry about, until the desperate reader is forced every other paragraph to mutter, “this is fucking ridiculous, this is bullshit, I’m so fucking mad, please update sooooooooooon,” then it isn’t a slow burn. It is a romance and that is a lovely thing but. Slow burns should feel like being set on fire unto your death but the tinder is people not kissing and the spark is people who don’t admit they love each other and the whole thing is. You know. Slow.

andhumanslovedstories

CORRECT

throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

I once read a slow burn where the main pairing didn’t even speak to each other ontil 80k words in

andhumanslovedstories

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever read and the only true slow burn fic

pancakeke

King of the Hill will always be relevant.

anzekopistar

When I was younger I thought Oliver Wood was dumb, but now I understand

cannabiscomrade

Dustin Shomer Penis Man/Dustin Shomer Legal Fees I'm broke and have lost my job. I need help with legal fees to defend myself against Tempe PD. I've got bad

Penis Man has fallen :(

Dustin was assaulted by Tempe police, 25 SWAT officers raided his home to apprehend him. They put not only Dustin’s life in danger but everyone else’ in that complex as well. He was then completely denied medical attention despite signage explicitly instructing detained persons to ask for medical attention if necessary.

“I just spent the last 24 hours in Tempe and Phoenix police custody for spraying ‘Penis Man,’” Shomer wrote. “They raided my condo and vehicle and swarmed my entire complex in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face.

“Anyone with any doubt who the bad guys are here … be certain it is the City of Tempe, City of Phoenix, and police forces valleywide. There is no excuse for pointing an AR-15 in the face of a non-violent offender.”

Shomer added in further posts that he spent a night at Maricopa County’s Fourth Avenue Jail following more than five hours in Tempe police custody, during which time he was given “nothing to eat.”

Tagging the front door of Tempe’s municipal building may have been the final straw for authorities.City of Tempe / Facebook

He wrote that he was “told I wouldn’t receive medical attention after requesting it, even though it was posted on the wall to ask if desired. I was having a panic attack, cause they put a fucking assault rifle in my face (that’s illegal, both denying medical attn, and excessive force).”

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-arrested-by-tempe-police-over-graffiti-taggings-11431581

A lot of you reblogged the funny post about his “art”, so please help boost and support his GoFundMe! He is collecting $10,000 for legal fees.

Arizona police have a brutality problem- with several AZ cities leading the statistics on officer-involved shootings in 2018 and 2019. Every 5 days, someone is shot by police in Arizona. Dustin is very privileged that he didn’t become another statistic, but he needs our help now to support his legal battle. #ACAB