[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

WHY

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i still can’t believe you have a designated electric toothbrush for your cats to run their noses against because they like Sneezing™️

[love-personal]

[purposelessnessismypurpose]

A friend of mine nailing it today.

[dreamsdelirium]

Best. Best.

[grootficguy]

If you’re ever in an Irish speaking part of Ireland (Gaeltacht), and you see a mother with her child, tell her, “Ith an páiste.” It’s a beautiful way of saying, “Your motherhood glows with radiance and grace.” There is no English equivalent for this so give it a go!

[thepenguinsaurus]

last time i trusted an irish guy i walked home at 4am with my bra in my handbag so lets see

ah yes

never trust the irish

[textiles]

It’s just a modest proposal

[celebritydachshund]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

My favorite meme is everybody knowing who Tony Hawk is but never recognizing him in public.

[cutethingsforcats]

[thisiscarolyn]

Wish I bought tickets for Coachella this year. The lineup looks sick.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[the-memedaddy]

[bonerfart]

fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

[delphiniiidae]

he was born in 1969

[rhubabby]

dicksuckle69

[hazyaugust]

John Mulaney, The Comeback Kid

[martyrjoan]

I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE

[iamnowunbroken]

I officially came out on Facebook yesterday and I've never been happier 😍😍😍

[goobra]

this was absolutely wild from start to finish

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[jumpingjacktrash]

unmute this

[areyouahauntedpotato]

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes