A Scrappy Little Nobody

Are you insane in ye brain?

[ormundshightower]

WICKED (2024) — dir. Jon M. Chu

[blackpyrefly]

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[dazed-cherry]

NYC Color Palette by dazed cherry

[notcruvusmemes]

I'm hearing the theme for Only Murders in the Building in my head

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[benjacksonstanaccount]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

[wordswithkittywitch]

Well, someone's messed with the timeline!

[trueloveistreacherous]

Mabel, even if I do move, you're young. You'll forget about me in a couple of weeks. No, I wouldn't! You're my friends. Well, the first real friends I've had in a while. I thought we'd stay in the building and continue to make this podcast something real.

Steve Martin, Martin Short and Selena Gomez as Charles-Haden Savage, Oliver Putnam and Mabel Mora in season 5 of Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) created by Steve Martin and John Hoffman

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[simena]

Alejandra Caballero

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[kosmogrl]