I AM PETA

note to readers: hello reader. i am NOT the animal rights org. that is a different peta. F*CK animals, imo. in fact if you hate animals then this might be the microblog for u. well peace.

[astronautalis]

came up on some ill vintage howard hughes stunnas yesterday in Eugene. totally stoked to rock these all summer. (at the road)

[iampeta]

raw

[iampeta]

now every moment of life is extra exciting

[iampeta]

i am everything that's wrong with the world

[donatello-does-machines-deactiv]

mouthyh0mura replied to your post: mouthyh0mura replied to your post: Like even if…

why not im the worst

Correction: You’re the best. 

[iampeta]

what the fucking shit dude are you having tumblr conversations with yourself

[donatello-does-machines-deactiv]

Look at the urls Peter.

[iampeta]

http://i.imgur.com/dh3wmYZ.png

???

am i a retard??

[donatello-does-machines-deactiv]

Look at the o’s Peter. 

[iampeta]

WOW THAT'S SO STUPID

WAHT HTE FUCK

[donatello-does-machines-deactiv]

mouthyh0mura replied to your post: mouthyh0mura replied to your post: Like even if…

why not im the worst

Correction: You’re the best. 

[iampeta]

what the fucking shit dude are you having tumblr conversations with yourself

[donatello-does-machines-deactiv]

Look at the urls Peter.

[iampeta]

http://i.imgur.com/dh3wmYZ.png

???

am i a retard??

[donatello-does-machines-deactiv]

mouthyh0mura replied to your post: mouthyh0mura replied to your post: Like even if…

why not im the worst

Correction: You’re the best. 

[iampeta]

what the fucking shit dude are you having tumblr conversations with yourself

[iampeta]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, JOSHUA?

and by where, i mean who. it's me b*tch

[iampeta]

look at my cute nerdy little blog where i hang out with all my cute nerdy little internet friends. FUCK OFF, self

[iampeta]

tumblr is for NERDS

[iampeta]

[iampeta]

Yeah, so I like to brush my teeth in the shower. What of it?

[iampeta]

[donatello-does-machines-deactiv]

Hey thanks man it’s always nice to meet a fan, so do you represent that well-known animal rights group cuz I hate animals man, I hate them all, I mean I have a cat and a dog but I’m just keeping them around as possible food sources you know?

[iampeta]

ummmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHRHRGGGGGGGGGGddddd

[iampeta]

F*CK bill clinton. in fact screw all americans, myself included. america can go to hell. i've had it w/ this vile repulsive farce of a culture - culture, my ass! - crawling w/ the most despicable cockroach miscreant sh*tlords. i've had it. bombing the only pharmaceutical factory ever to exist in bumf*ck sudan? feh! disgusting. way to go, bill. way to single-handedly catapult the entire sudan back into the f*cking middle ages.

here's a lil-known fact about william jefferson "bill" f*cking clinton: he had an affair w/ his black housekeeper lady and has been hiding an illegitimate mulatto child for SEVENTEEN FREAKING YEARS for christ's sake. (monica lewinsky? ya. she was black. what of it?) how would you like to be the illegitimate mulatto child of a insatiably power-hungry political tycoon who has literally been kept in a basement all 17 years of yr miserable, illegitimate, mulatto life because your dad's an amoral, cold-blooded, psychopathic american despot in this so-called democracy? what a f*cking fraud.

well i'm thru w/ sinister this hooded & cloaked fascist rubbish masquerading as liberalism. i'm done w/ this nonsense, and i say u should be done w/ it too. it's time to mobilize. the revolution starts HERE. long live chris dorner. long live the revolution.

[iampeta]

I AM ANON

ur eternal & inscrutable mystery tortures me

[liizardqueeen]

Trying to eat healthy is impossible when you have boxes of chocolate just starin at yo face! all i hear is “eat me! eat me!”  lol

[donatello-does-machines-deactiv]

It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters.

[iampeta]

io'm oing to fucking kill yuo

[iampeta]

this afternoon i'm making coffee at the station coffee machine and chris dorner spirals out of the machine and back-flips onto the rim of my mug and he says, "son, you so bad at makin' coffee you couldn't brew a lump of turkish grind in the ninth circle of hell!" and the wind rushes outta me and my mates are just like, "damn."