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we're not kids anymore.
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art blog(derogatory)
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JBB: An Artblog!
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$LAYYYTER
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shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Trans women: name themselves after goddesses and give themselves elegant names
Trans men: give themselves names that you’d hear during the elementary school football team’s roll call
Nonbinary people: nouns
Me, an enby, giving myself a name that sounds like a name you'd hear at a middle school boy's lacrosse game, but the nickname sounds like half a syllable from a forbidden god's highest honored name
if my girlfriend was talking enthusastically about an interest that we did not share, i would simply listen with excited interest. rip to straight men but im different
My ex literally tuned me out and paid no attention at all or even like did the face so I’d shut up or just changed topics! he didnt even know my astrological sign after a YEAR AND A HALF OF DATING when I am literally a professional astrologer like wtf.
Meanwhile I took him to concerts for his shitty whiny men bands and podcast shows and was enthusiastic and sweet the whole time. 🙄
I watched two seasons of bleach before he watched three episodes of steven universe so i mean clearly i did a lot more emotional labor in that relationship
Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour.
Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate
haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
Hullo and be reduced to ash!
Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.
His openers started off innocent enough.
Then, he started to push boundaries.
And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.
Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.
THEY JUST KEEP COMING
He’s even witty in real time.
Neal is a hecking gift.
this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Store it at the back of your fridge. Wait for it to cool down into forgiveness. Is it done? Is it done yet? Forgive them. They are hungry.
all sorts of echoes in these caverns
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Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].
hey yall this is the 4th annual samhain giveaway!! winner will be decided October 30th, 2019, Samhain. 12:00 EST. i’ll message/inbox you, will ship international!
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H A P P Y S A M H A I N 👻
My coworker was flipping through channels and came upon The Bachelorette. Someone on the show said the above line, and my coworker decided he’d probably heard the best line of the show and could resume his channel surfing. He loved the line so much he asked me to stitch it for me.
thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman
Why Tho
Who is this meant for? Do I just not understand? It didn’t come home with me because I think some people would think I was wearing it unironically. From a Goodwill in Abingdon, VA
I need a nun to wear this.
i love naruto but if some blonde bootlicker started yelling to me about how he wanted to be the president and how he knew all about my issues and understood me then i would make an attempt on his life
Please look at the notes, the discourse is lit
Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable
So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”
And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough”
“Got it”
flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”
& he spends the entire day losing his mind
Steven: w-what’s happening
Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back
Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Greg: what’s going on
Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again
Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ……i DID?
Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*
Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-
Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl
Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??
Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!
Steven: um… Lars and Sadie… *mumbling* five years ago…
Amethyst: I’ve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??
Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it’s still not really appropriate for you t-
Amethyst: *running outside* FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCK
Steven: …
Greg: …
Pearl: …
Garnet: …*quietly* fuck
Everyone else: O_O
Garnet: what. I missed it too
also Amethyst made a banner that says HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY STEVEN in very large writing
Connie: what’s going on
Steven: Amethyst is allowed to say fuck now
Connie: oh! are we all allowed to say fuck now??
Greg & Pearl in unison: NO!!
Peridot: what’s fuck
I think seeing people in their 20´s and 30´s as “old” is pretty unhealthy tbh.
This post was hijacked but my point remains, you don’t turn old the instant you stop being a teenager. Let people enjoy being young adults, stop making teenagers anxious that their life ends the minute they hit twenty, or adults feel like they can’t have fun anymore.
Seriously, I ask my parents and my grandparents and they say all say the same thing, “You’re body keeps aging, but you don’t. You still feel the same inside and still want to have fun, and romance, and adventures.”
My grandmother remarried in her 70s and my dad is still chasing his dream to be a rockstar in his 50s. Being in your 20s and 30s is definitely still young and still has plenty of time to explore and enjoy life. What on earth is stopping you, go have fun, do a finger painting if you want, play tag, don’t stop loving life just because you get older.
When I was younger, it always used to annoy me when adults would ask me "do you feel any different?" on my birthdays. Now I've realized it was just a hint that growing older is mandatory and something you can't control, but your mind is what changes the most.
