City Lit by Fireflies

Kenzie. 26. Colorado. INFJ-T. She/her. Bi. Graphic Design and Film graduate. Somewhat failing adult. I reblog shitposts and blog about my bad decisions.

[iamrememberingtoforget]

I need to make a blog or a Twitter or an Instagram or something solely for my Sims content, because I am making the messiest situation ever and I know nobody on my main will care about it

[st-pam]

[sharps-shaps]

[iamrememberingtoforget]

Who needs men when women will have crafting parties together on the weekends and get excited about all the art supplies that people are bringing

[funnytwittertweets]

[bunjywunjy]

fish know about Africa

[dunmertitty]

[delphinidin4]

Muppet remake of Beauty and the Beast where the only humans are Belle and the Prince. Not the Beast, the Prince. The Beast is played by the Prince in a full-sized muppet suit, a la Big Bird. When it comes time for the transformation scene, he takes off the muppet suit and leaves it lying flaccid on the ground, like the corpse of his former self, like a giant serpent that has shed his skin. Belle is enchanted by his human form; the rest of the muppets are having an existential crisis about the empty muppet suit he’s left behind.

Alternatively: Everyone is played by muppets, including Belle, and the Beast is played by a human, looking normal and human. And they keep talking about what a hideous beast he is, and how smooth his skin is, how terrifyingly tall he is, and how weird he looks. At the transformation scene, he turns back into a muppet, and everyone rejoices.

[depsidase]

[theyellowbrickroad]

i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself

[iamrememberingtoforget]

I am so overwhelmed by the fucking construction going on literally right outside my door. I can't get anything done literally and I'm so exhausted

[thekidsfromyestergay]

When I was

A young horse

My father

Took me into the plinko

To fall to superhell

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[colorfultimetravelbeard]

[nc-wow]

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[followmeatnowkissmeyoufool-deac]

[thebootydiaries]

have a seat we need to talk

[addelburgh]

[abbaisthebestbandever]

wats he doin

[potatochipped]

His best

[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[iamrememberingtoforget]

How long must I scroll until I understand plinko horse

[fairyouth]