god's yoinkiest sploinker

Melanie, she/her, 18+

[pathetic-gamer]

he gets it

[sharps-shaps]

Honestly the main bad part about quitting my job is I can no longer step onto the freight scale and a cheer loudly when I see I'm getting fatter.

[segamascott]

[videos-i-didnt-make]

facesofevil.mp4

[fluff-e-boy]

@demilypyro & @sophibeans

[sharps-shaps]

Admittedly I can kinda see the appeal of the whole getting kidnapped thing. Unfortunately I would be chained to her radiator still saying "Oh yeah it's fine if you have to cancel plans, I understand you're busy. Really, it's OK if you have other places to be,"

[reticentlybouncingonit]

I’m like if an instant loss protagonist wasn’t bratting in panel one but simply told a really annoying joke while beaming at you

[sapphling]

ahaha brooooo you have to check out how soft the skin on my inner thigh is this shit is crazy. no like just put your palm there and gentle caress with your thumb lmao it's like nuts you've gotta check this shit out. please.

[awkwardexxodus]

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

[awkwardexxodus]

the specific build in question btw

[parchmentengineer]

I looked up some of the artist's other builds and they're all just absolutely incredible

[teachiisan]

What if you went mining.... only to discover not a cave, but a mysterious place beyond anything you’ve ever known

[jimbles-archive]

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[armadillorollup]

Visit Original Link

When Hozier Finds An Insect Inside His House

[valtsv]

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

[valtsv]

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

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[gordons-moved]

Please, please, have a seat.

I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you

[roboco-san]

sometimes I see posts like this and wonder what this post must be like for people who don’t play mtg. this joke must have an entirely different texture if you don’t know who this man is and what he has done to me personally

[bunniope]

i can only assume he debated steven universe with you

[um-jammer-tranny]

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead