J

Hello, my friends call me J. Any pronouns. . I am queer. I reblog whatever the hell. Mental health is important. Black Lives Matter, asian lives matter, support disabled people, pro choice, support women, trans lives matter. If you have any activism recommendations please let me know. This blog is not a place for bigots so kindly dni. Have a great day :)

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[byjove]

idk if this is because I’m autistic or because I’m an asshole but I HATE unannounced visits at my house. I do not care if you are the love of my life, if you decide to surprise me by showing up with no warning on a Sunday at 9 am when i haven’t showered in 3 days and i have dirty dishes in the sink, i will not be pleasant. PISSES ME OFFFFFFF

[donttesme]

[gzeidraws]

a heated meeting 🔥❄️

bonus:

[haedraulics]

shane and yuuri met and became friends while yuuri was training in detroit.... victor and ilya have each others' numbers and have drunk called the other on several different occasions... this is what divine winds have told me 😌☝

[thrashershark]

Have not watched heated rivalry but this sounds like an epic crossover

[echoesofsaturn]

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

[polarprude]

this fanfic shit is easy

[beehivedemocracy]

I just saw a compilation of David Hollander moments and oh my frickin God bro. The way Shane is literally his whole world. Like every interaction Shane has 100% of his attention. And when Yuna (I love her don't get me wrong) tries making their lunches and what not about business and hockey, David is always trying to make it about spending time with Shane. Like him pulling the conversation from hockey back to the YouTube rabbit hole so much because it makes Shane smile and think about something other than his job for a minute. And Yuna trying to pitch going to London for a brand thing and when David sees Shane clearly doesn't want to he makes it sound like a vacation and focuses on them spending time together and it ALMOST gets Shane. And David noticing when Shane is already upset and tries to ask for his safe food and the fancy ass restaurant doesn't have it. He doesn't do anything but notices and takes stock of that and knows what that means to Shane even if it seems small. And him being the first one to notice Shane having a panic attack at the dinner table. He doesn't even tell his wife when he finds out about him and Ilya and even lies to try and cover for them. Shane is his baby and we don't talk about how amazing he is enough

[shillanov]

new headcanon: the league changes WAG to WAP (Wives and Partners) in an attempt to promote inclusivity and ilya proceeds to play Wet Ass Pussy everywhere for a week straight following this announcement

[shillanov]

STOP THESE ARE SO ON BRAND AND FUNNY

[ladytengen]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

[protectspock]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excuse me

[protectspock]

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

[elierlick]

We need billboards like this in every city.

[haedraulics]

shane and yuuri met and became friends while yuuri was training in detroit.... victor and ilya have each others' numbers and have drunk called the other on several different occasions... this is what divine winds have told me 😌☝

[ilya-sweetheart]

shanes wet dreams involves the most diabolical debouched fucking you can imagine

ilyas wet dreams are about holding shane’s hand at the farmers market on a lazy saturday morning

[lilnasxvevo]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is chronically ill

[thecollectibles]

Bougie Cat & Ghost by Lane Brown

[crabussy]

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

[asaltysquid]

As my main income, I work with fish in a specialty pet store that's privately owned (so I'm allowed to say no and be stern to customers when it's needed).

You learn really quickly that not only do fish have individual personalities and emotions but they also have memories and recognize people! There are certain fish who will only come out for me and hide for everyone else. The pufferfish spits at me because she gets pissy that I haven't fed her. The flowerhorn bites everyone but me and my coworker when we clean his tank. I trained a fire eel to come up and eat directly out of my hand.

Fish are beautiful complex creatures and I thank the universe everyday that I get to work in a place where I'm encouraged to tell animal abusers to fuck right off.