Thrashershark

They/them, not a themed blog I swear

[seven-oh-four]

tomodachi life should have a morality slider in character creation. so you can create characters who are jerks, to create more friction and have more interesting interactions. and if they meet the right person, an evil person can have a change of heart, or a good person can be corrupted to the side of evil

[babushkaat]

[luxiomahariel]

[willgrahamscock]

[0ddoblivion]

This kills me every time

[shikiimisaki]

[todaysbird]

today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)

[avxx]

Me: oh if only I had a way to plot points in two dimensions

The ever reliable cartesian coordinate plane:

[the-haiku-bot]

Me: oh if only

I had a way to plot points

in two dimensions

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kerizaret]

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[sunday-spiral]

Her name is joy because I made her when I was in a good mood and looking at her gives me joy . Okay . #MyMolecule

[sunday-spiral]

I'm so glad y'all like Joyce so much ... Here's more pictures of her in tha sun

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m so glad y'all like

Joyce so much … Here’s more pictures

of her in tha sun

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thecreepycookies]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m floating face down in a river

[thrashershark]

Can it be the ocean? Asking for a friend

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[grootficguy]

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

[grundoonmgnx]

Nick Barlow, Clusterfuck/Keep It Together, 2022

Oil on mountboard, 81 X 81 cm

[shopwitchvamp]

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[official-linguistics-post]

official translation post

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[carolsturka]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]