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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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Keni
we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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prepare ye.
every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture
Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because
i'll even pirate free things. you wouldn't understand
Punch. Punch. Punch. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.
in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves
i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will
spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship
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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her
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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?
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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?
(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)
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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op
The icon is because of this post
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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???
(based on this post)
you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue
(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)
head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too
how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda
happy 100k to this post. this awful awful post
the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me
a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before
The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.
—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come
"Damn this game is fuuuuucked uuuuup. Something has to be wrong with the creator."
What's wrong with the creator:
Every time, I swear.
GUYS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS TESTING OM TRANS PEOPLE
GUYS IF THIS ISNT REBLOGGED IT WONT FUCKING BE SEEN.
On February 19, 2026, the Federal Bureau of Prisons issued a new policy on the “Management of Inmates with Gender Dysphoria.” The title soun
Three transgender people currently incarcerated in federal custody have filed a class action lawsuit against the Trump Administration and th
Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
aeneas makes me crazy dude. he never cared for the future of rome. all he ever wanted was in troy. people kept trying to tell him "its gonna be okay youre gonna make rome" and he went along with it because it was keeping the last things he had of troy alive. he sailed to so many places looking for a place that was safe to call home. no one would take them. he found other trojans, even! and his cousin (helenus) looked him in the eyes and said "you need to go to a land we aren't even sure exists". other trojans wouldn't take them. when he tried to assimilate in carthage, a safe place for his people and for Didos, the gods forced him to leave the person he'd fallen in love with in the most violent and horrible way possible. despite his best efforts troy is slipping from his hands. its been gone the day his fleet left the shore.
aeneas can't be human. he has to be a vessel for the gods exact, contradictory wills at all times or else the last people he has of his home will die. aeneas was named terrible grief for the grief he cause venus by being mortal, but it fits more the grief the gods have caused him. the gods willed him to be born. the gods started the war that destroyed his home, that killed his cousins. the gods turned him away from his fellow trojans. the gods forced him to break the heart of the woman he loved and the only other person hed met that somewhat understood. the gods forced him to war a second time.
aeneas grieves the life he couldve had had he just been a man. aeneas grieves himself who died in troy
And that's the tragedy of it all.
Aeneas's title of 'Pious/Dutiful' is his curse as nearly every action he takes is for an empire he won't even get to meet.
It will all matter, yes, but Rome will always come before his own happiness. When was the last time he did something that he wanted and not because he was fated for?
And this is the same man who wished to have died on Troy back in Book 1.
Odyssey traveled back home not just bc he was fated for it, but because he wanted it.
Did Aeneas?
There's so many ways one can read him.
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