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Random Things I Have Said Without Any Context

"F in the chat for Book Jesus"

"That's one buff Tinkerbell"

"I AM THE FLY SWATTER"

"Are you calling Michael Jackson a demon"

#funny shit #no context #the context was lost to the void that is my friend group

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Sometimes I forget that I have face recognition on my phone and get super confused every time it magically opens itself.

#it's magic #every single time

Me every time I see an equation:

#i hate math #someone kill me

Happy New Year!

Let's make it a good year, we need it for what the last few years threw at us.

#new year #2024 #Hopefully it'll be good

Happy 6th birthday to my dog!

#happy birthday #sweet baby #fluffy dog is best dog #look at his face

Happy Halloween!

Here's my dog's costume:

#fluffy dog is best dog #halloween #He's a sweet little bumblebee

writing-prompt-s

“I’m telling you, she stole my heart, man.” “That’s awful, man. Breakups are hard.” “No, dude, she literally stole my heart.”

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This is giving me Law from One Piece vibes.

#one piece #trafalgar law #my third favorite Supernova

God I hate fire ants, and allergies

#I got bit #now my hand hurts #in pain #it's been years since I had a one #I had a test today too

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Why must you call me out like that?

#writers on tumblr #The daily problem I have #I swear that'll finish that chapter today #that was a lie

There was a kid at the steakhouse I was at, and he was so excited for the giant pepper shaker they brought out for his pasta. I wish I had that same joy.

#it was a massive pepper shaker #it's the little things

#birthday #I have grown even more ancient

Sometimes, my thoughts are just lowercase screaming.

#not uppercase #that asks too much of me #it be like that sometimes

My relationship with my sister in a nutshell:

Sister: "Are you an idiot?"

Me, a professional dumbass: "Yes."

#sisters #I am very dumb

Nothing is worse then being forced to sit though something and not being able to leave or do anything, and all you want to do is go back home.

#adhd things #I'm just bouncing my leg rn #pls help

My experience playing Guild Wars 2:

Me: *Is doing my story quest peacefully*

- Travels to the next area -

Me: "Why do I hear boss music?"

- Two giants with plate armor and jetpacks break through the wall -

Me: *Confused screaming*

#guild wars 2 #it took me a hour #but i did it

The weather be like:

#weather #heat #heat is just spicy air

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