Somethin' '8out Vris

With the passing of years, fingers dragged themselves like spiders, traitor knuckles inside her mind; over and over. They spin to hear her scream. Kik: aceGambligant

[sairceketli]

[mechanicalateles-blog]

@iamthe8est started following you.

Oh? You’re the best? UM…okay? What’s your naMe, and what are you the best at?

[iamthe8est-blog]

My name is Vriska Serket and I am just simply the 8est around.

[mechanicalateles-blog]

Alright cool, nice to Meet you Vriska. I’m Zeivra Untezi.

And…okay? I suppose that’s suppose to Make sense, so I’ll roll with it. So you’re the best around. What are you the best at being the best at then? Just so I know never to think of challenging you at that one thing.

[iamthe8est-blog]

I wouldn’t 8et against me.

I’m the 8est gam8ler around. It’s actually my occup8tion.

[iamthe8est-blog]

I honestly just expect it at this point.

[timaean]

At this point?

What milestone does one have to reach in order to expect a 100% follow back rate, tell me.

[iamthe8est-blog]

It’s in my url, 8uddy.

[mechanicalateles-blog]

@iamthe8est started following you.

Oh? You’re the best? UM…okay? What’s your naMe, and what are you the best at?

[iamthe8est-blog]

My name is Vriska Serket and I am just simply the 8est around.

[iamthe8est-blog]

@timaean @idiotsyncrasis

Mmmm, new people. Wow, woo-hoo!

I hope you 8oth mistook that for a genuine greeting for a second 8ecause that’s the closest thing to it you’ll get from me.

[timaean]

Hey, you’re the one who followed me first. You can’t deny how glad you are that I followed you back.

[iamthe8est-blog]

I honestly just expect it at this point.

[iamthe8est-blog]

@timaean @idiotsyncrasis

Mmmm, new people. Wow, woo-hoo!

I hope you 8oth mistook that for a genuine greeting for a second 8ecause that’s the closest thing to it you’ll get from me.

[thegoodvibeco]

[metronomaly-deactivated20160716]

W thing that I can't copy 8ecause mo8ile.

[txt Vriska]: …surely these werent meant for me

[iamthe8est-blog]

[txt Dai☆]: Whoops!! Well, enjoy them I suppose. :::;)

[iamthe8est-blog]

First day of my new job today

[thetentaclemonsterinyourhouse]

don’t rp smut with minors because it’s literally illegal

we can debate the morality of it all you want but its still literally illegal

[grief-seed]

[iamthe8est-blog]

How does Rose not have meat?

[callowgadarene-deactivated20160]

CONFERRING WITH DUKE, IT APPEARS “BACON” FALLS UNDER THE CATEGORY OF “MEAT”, WHICH IS SOMETHING SHE HAS IN HER POSSESSION.

[iamthe8est-blog]

Well put some oil in the pan, put the stovetop on a8out medium heat and gra8 some tongs.

[badgal-debbie]

[iamthe8est-blog]

Well there’s instructions on the packages, wiseass! Which humans? Some have really weird diets.

[callowgadarene-deactivated20160]

WOAH!! REVOLUTIONARY!!! FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!! WHAT KIND OF REACTION ARE YOU EXPECTING? I’LL READ THE DAMN PACKAGES. ROSE’S.

[iamthe8est-blog]

How does Rose not have meat?

[iamthe8est-blog]

Read the packages perhaps?? Who’s fucking hive are you at anyways?

[callowgadarene-deactivated20160]

A HUMAN’S. CLEARLY. I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED TO TAKE A FUCKING MAGNIFYING GLASS TO EVERYTHING IN THE MEAL VAULT, BUT THANKS FOR THE INFO.

[iamthe8est-blog]

Well there's instructions on the packages, wiseass! Which humans? Some have really weird diets.

[iamthe8est-blog]

Well stick a frying pan on that 8itch and pull out the meats, 8ud.

[callowgadarene-deactivated20160]

NONE OF THE SHIT HERE EVEN REMOTELY RESEMBLES GRUB LOAF. I CAN’T DISCERN WHAT IS MEAT AND WHAT ISN’T.

[iamthe8est-blog]

Read the packages perhaps?? Who's fucking hive are you at anyways?

[iamthe8est-blog]

#please. ...Thirsty?