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Stripper Witch 💰How to use Magic to Conquer the Club

The club is a place that can be boiling over with financial gain, but there can be many different obstacles in your way. There is much to be gained if you can reach it, money, stability, fincial freedom, travel opportunities, luxury. Luckily, magic is a very good way to tip the odds in your favor.

Increase Income

This is obviously important after all its why you’re at the club in the first place! (Or at least it should be) My biggest successes with manifesting money have been with the help of visualization and meditation. Every night while getting ready to go to the club I have a simple shower ritual/meditation that has made me bank. I start with a quick cleansing using a bodywash aligned with my intent for the night while I visualize the soap absorbing any negativity from my body and washing it down the drain. Next I begin to focus on my goal for the night. Have a specific amount in mind (make it attainable, be realistic) Do you need 500 dollars to fix your car? Do you need 200 to pay a bill? Now, while letting the water flow over you helping you drift into a relaxed state, Invision yourself walking out of the dressing room confidentially, you’re turning heads, you feel like a queen. Now visualize yourself completing your routine flawlessly and money showering over you, feel the water flow over your skin and envision your in a shower of money just flowing over you. You had an excellent night with many generous customers and your satisfied at the end of the night. Visualize yourself counting the money you made, its more than enough for what you needed, and going and getting your car fixed or paying off that bill or whatever it may be. You can make your shower ritual as complex as youd like by adding potions or candles. There are endless other magical ways to help attract money such as, Sigils! Try drawing a money attracting sigil on the bottom of your heels. Preform a simple money spell before leaving to club, my favorite way to do this is with a simple candle spell. I take a small green candle wrapped with a gold ribbon and carve my goal amount into the side and meditate on acquiring my goal. Again, you can make this spell as simple or complex as you’d like, its all about your intent. Enchant your makeup, perfume or jewlery to attract money.

Confidence boost

Working as a stripper can leave you feeling very exposed and sometimes test your self confidence. There are many ways to combat this magically. Take the time to preform some self care spells. Put on an enchanted face mask or try adding some sun water into your shower ritual for a powerful self-confidence boost. A powerful spell that I have used myself for this purpose is writing down any doubts or things that make you feel bad about yourself and burn them with a black candle envisioning the candle absorbing these negative emotions from your body and melting them away into nothing, then burn a white candle to cleanse and fill your spirit with positivity. There are a endless amount of self love and confidence spells for you to try.

Bitches be gone

If you have worked as a stripper for any length of time you know that run ins with drama queens and trouble makers are unavoidable. I usually opt for protection spells only using hexes when someone really won’t let up. To combat anyone giving me problems this simple spell usually does the trick. I light a black candle for protection and to banish negativity, then I write the name of the person bothering me on a piece of paper and set it ablaze tossing it into a fire safe dish to burn to ashes with the best “Bitch, be gone!” I got. Banishing that person from my life. Sigils/crystals for protection can also be useful for this.

Color Magic

Color magic can be utalized various ways to benifit a dancer. You can match the color of your outfit, heels, nail polish jewelry,or make up to match your intent! Try wearing something yellow to boost self esteem and help remove negative thoughts. Or wearing green/gold/silver to attract money. I find gold glitter eyeshadow to be particularly good at this. For some reason I always feel like glitter gives color an extra strong boost! The possibilities here are endless.

Crystals

Crystals are a very effevtive tool in all kinds of witchcraft and can be easily used. Try wearing crystal jewlery that is aligned with your intent. If your like me you might carry a small bag with you while you work, if you do toss a crystal inside! Try a jade or citrine stone inside to attract money!

Sigils

Sigils are another versatile tool the stripper witch should utalize. They are a great tool because can be used for anything and put almost anywhere. My favorite spot to put them in on the bottom of my heels or inside my outfit. Try making sigils with the affirmations; I am a money magnet, Men want to give me their money, I am a goddess, and protection, are some of the ones I have used before.

Enchanted Items

Enchating items is another great versatile tool because you can enchant anything for any purpose! Like make up, jewlery, shoes, perfume, clothes and more! Try enchating your lipstick with a dap of honey to make your words sweet and seductive. Enchant jewlery with an array of things for confidence, money attraction, and protection. One of my favorite things is to enchant my perfume to make me inticing and draw people in.

Hopefully that gave you some insight on how magic can help you at the club if you have any questions please ask! Thanks for reading! Get that bag 😘

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Sitting outside beneath the trees looking up through the leaves as sun glitters between the branches as they sway. At the tip of a young conifer beside me a sparrow nest is perched. Its so well hidden you cannot see it but you can hear the faint chirps of hungry chicks as mamma bird dives in with a worm.

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Mood 🌿🐝

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I am a soothsayer, prophetess, wise woman, diviner, forecaster of the future, cryatal gazer, psychic,spiritualist, medium, palm reader, oracle

I am a witch.

[floralwaterwitch]

Witch tip

I found this little quote in a book I was reading and I really really love adding it to the end of my mantras and spells ~ “This, or something better, now manifests for me in totally satisfying and harmonious ways, for the highest good of all concerned.” Isn’t it lovely the way it sums up benefiting everyone and causing no harm? 🙊✨

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I really wish society didnt make me self conscious about my thick beautiful eyebrows as a kid so I wouldn't have waxed tf out of them as a pre teen to find out thats the trend 10 years later 😒

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"Faith

is that which sweeps away all remaining objections and clears the decks for immediate action. It is one of those valuable props which support you temporarily, in the course of your magical operation, and allow you to believe in the inevitability of the success which is bound to be attendant upon it. It is one more means of attaining that special state of self-imposed and hopefully temporary megalomania which is the sine qua non of all true acts of sorcery. You must be well aware of the great part faith plays in the dealings of those individuals who wrestle with the more arcane aspects of fate in one way or another. A spiritual healer or a master gambler would no more approach a prospective patient or crap game cold, without the flame of faith I in their powers to warm them, than would a microscopist approach his specimen without a microscope. At a rudimentary level, if you didn't have the faith you could do it, you could no more put one foot before the other and cross the road in the manner you do every day, than could a two-month-old baby. In magical matter, faith is de rigueur, and due to this fact it merits a whole side of the witches' pyramid to itself."

- Paul Huson Mastering Witchcraft

[sacred-sycamore]

"Faith is that which sweeps away all remaining objections and clears the decks for immediate action. It is one of those valuable props which support you temporarily, in the course of your magical operation, and allow you to believe in the inevitability of the success which is bound to be attendant upon it. It is one more means of attaining that special state of self-imposed and hopefully temporary megalomania which is the sine qua non of all true acts of sorcery. You must be well aware of the great part faith plays in the dealings of those individuals who wrestle with the more arcane aspects of fate in one way or another. A spiritual healer or a master gambler would no more approach a prospective patient or crap game cold, without the flame of faith I in their powers to warm them, than would a microscopist approach his specimen without a microscope. At a rudimentary level, if you didn't have the faith you could do it, you could no more put one foot before the other and cross the road in the manner you do every day, than could a two-month-old baby. In magical matter, faith is de rigueur, and due to this fact it merits a whole side of the witches' pyramid to itself."

- Paul Huson Mastering Witchcraft

[orriculum]

there is a certain level of nihilism in witchcraft that i wish i could impart to every witch, which is that nothing at all matters, it doesnt matter if you don’t have all the exact spell ingredients, nothing in the grand scheme of anything matters so do whatever the fuck you like. you are the head of your personal beliefs, you need to take your own agency, you don’t need to ask some other witch’s permission to swap out ingredients or do something a little differently

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Tumblr damn you stop distracting me from doing real life things

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Try a Progressive Muscle Relaxation for maximum peace and relaxation!

[sacred-sycamore]

"you as a witch

must never break your word. If you do not think you are going to be able to fulfil a promise, do not make it, even if there is only the faintest possibility that you may not be able to come through...You are trying to cultivate a state of mind which you can switch on at will, whereby it is absolutely natural and in accordance with the nature of things that whatever you say is going to come true. In this case, the words of the spell. Each and every time you break your word, whether the reason for it be outside your control or not, you chip away a little of that assiduously worked for faith in yourself, which you are trying so hard to cultivate."

Paul Huson Mastering Witchcraft

[skepticaloccultist]

A Folk Witch Library

Hidden like Viking gold under the landscape there is a rich body of nearly lost folkwitch tradition hiding in plain sight on the internet. Particularly in the 18th and 19th century antiquarians, folklorists and ethnologists documented the rural and occasionally urban folk beliefs of practically all of the UK and much of Europe. Organizations like the Folklore Society, founded in 1878, were created to help catalog and publish this body of collected ethnological data. A vast repository of a spectrum of witch and cunning craft practices.

Below are a list of links to various sources on the internet. The non Abramhamic roots of British folk traditions date from an era of Celtic settlers, and thus much of the spirit tradition concerns beings we now collectively call “fairies”, though their origins and nature differ greatly.

Books Available Online for free:

Folklore Society/Folk-Lore Journal:

Over 100 publications made by the Folk-Lore Society can be found on Archive.org. Unfortunately these are mostly unsorted, although they represent a massive amount of folkwitch information. Particularly in the realm of curses, hexes, salves, second sight, and boundary magic.

I will be launching a separate blog dedicated to delving into the contents of the Folklore Society’s publications in the next few weeks. In the meantime - Happy digging: Link to archive of FOLKLORE JOURNAL

Books whose content focuses on first-hand accounts of folk traditions, alpha by author. (* denotes particularly important titles)

Richard Blakeborough - Wit, Character, Folklore and Customs of the North Riding of Yorkshire (1898)

J G Campbell - Witchcraft & Second Sight in the Highlands and Islands of Scotland (1902) - Superstitions of the Highlands & Islands of Scotland, Collected entirely from Oral Sources (1900)*

Edward Clodd - Tom Tit Tot - an essay on savage philosophy in folk-tale (1898)

Oswald Cockayne - Leechdoms, Wortcunning, and Starcraft of Early England (1864)

Thomas Crofton Croker - Fairies Tales and Legends of the South of Ireland (1834)*

John Graham Dalyell - The Darker Superstitions of Scotland (1834)*

Walter Evans-Wentz - The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries (1911)

Richard Folkard - Plant Lore, Legends and Lyrics (1892)

W. Gregor - Notes on the Folklore of the North East of Scotland (1881)

Lady Gregory - Visions and Beliefs in the West of Ireland (1920)*

William Henderson - Notes on the Folk-Lore of the Northern Counties of England and the Borders (1866)*

Thomas Keightley - The Fairy Mythology (1828)

Robert Kirk - The Secret Commonwealth (1893, written 1691)*

Fiona Macleod (William Sharp) - Where the Forest Murmurs (Nature Essays) 1906

James Napier - Folk Lore - Superstitious Beliefs in the West of Scotland within this Century (1879)*

Sir Walter Scot - Letters on Witchcraft and Demonology (1884) - The Existence of Evil Spirits Proved (1843)

Charles Kirkpatrick Sharpe - A Historical Account of the belief in Witchcraft in Scotland (1884)

Wirt Sikes - British Goblins Welsh Folklore fairy mythology legends and traditions (1880)

Eve Simpson - Folklore in Lowland Scotland (1908)

Benjamin Thorpe -Northern Mythology, Comprising the Principal Popular Traditions and Superstitions of Scandinavia, North Germany, and the Netherlands Volume 1 Volume 2 Volume 3

Lady Wilde - Ancient Legends, Mystic Charms, and Superstitions of Ireland * Volume 1 Volume 2 Volume 3

Thomas Wilkie - Old Rites, Ceremonies, and Customs of the Inhabitants of the Southern Counties of Scotland (1916) (History Of The Berwickshire Naturalists’ Club Vol 23 1916-18, pages 50-145)

Suggested books that are unfortunately in copyright or otherwise not currently available online:

(Links to goodreads and worldcat.org)

Katharine Briggs - The Anatomy of Puck (1959)* - Pale Hecate’s Team (1962)* - Fairies in English Tradition and Literature (1967)

Thomas Davidson - Rowan Tree and Red Thread (1949)

George Ewart Evans - The Pattern Under the Plow (1971)* - Ask the Fellow Who Cuts the Hay (1965) - The Crooked Scythe

Harold Hansen - The Witch’s Garden (1978)

DA Mac Manus -The Middle Kingdom (1959)*

Emma Wilby - Cunning Folk and Familiar Spirits: Shamanistic Visionary Traditions in Early Modern British Witchcraft and Magic (2005)* - The Visions of Isobel Gowdie: Magic, Witchcraft and Dark Shamanism in Seventeenth-Century Scotland (2010)

C. L. Zalewski - Herbs in Magic and Alchemy: Techniques From Ancient Herbal Lore (1990)

Misc Short articles:

Frederika Bain - The Binding of the Fairies: Four Spells (2012)

Thomas Forbes - Witch’s Milk and Witches’ Marks (link to pdf)* (Yale Journal of Biology and Medicine, XXII 1950)

Fae Honeybell - Cunning Folk and Wizards In Early Modern England (2010) (link to pdf)

Canon J. A. Macculloch - The Mingling of Fairy and Witch Beliefs in Sixteenth and Seventeenth Century Scotland (Folk-Lore/Volume 32/1921)

[sacred-sycamore]

"you as a witch

must never break your word. If you do not think you are going to be able to fulfil a promise, do not make it, even if there is only the faintest possibility that you may not be able to come through...You are trying to cultivate a state of mind which you can switch on at will, whereby it is absolutely natural and in accordance with the nature of things that whatever you say is going to come true. In this case, the words of the spell. Each and every time you break your word, whether the reason for it be outside your control or not, you chip away a little of that assiduously worked for faith in yourself, which you are trying so hard to cultivate."

Paul Huson Mastering Witchcraft

[faronmckenzie]

50 Affirmations to Raise Your Vibration.

Find a quiet place and recite the following…

1. ‘I am kind-hearted’

2. ‘I am gentle’

3. 'I am loving’

4. 'I am beautiful’

5. 'I make a difference in the life of those around me’

6. 'I am stronger than all that has crossed me’

7. 'I am alive, I am here’

8. 'I am enough’

9. 'I am aware of my surroundings’

10. 'I am passionate’

11. 'I am connected to all’

12. 'It is a miracle I was born. I am a miracle’

13. 'I understand myself’

14. 'I am loved’

15. 'I possess valuable skills’

16. 'I am centered and grounded’

17. 'I am successful’

18. 'My life is going smoothly’

19. 'I am brave’

20. 'I help others reach their fullest potential’

21. 'I am patient’

22. 'I need nothing and attract everything’

23. 'I am safe’

24. 'I am creative’

25. 'I am a good friend’

26. 'I recognize the needs in my community and help’

27. 'I am who I am supposed to be’

28. 'I honour my intuition’

29. 'I release all of my worry, fear, and regret’

30. 'I am calm and feel peace inside me’

31. 'I am whole’

32. 'I have my life balanced’

33. 'I radiate healing energy’

34. 'I inspire myself’

35. 'I am truthful, honest, and genuine’

36. 'I am full of vitality’

37. 'My immune system is active and healthy’

38. 'I can do anything and everything I set my mind to’

39. 'I am a new person every time I wake up’

40. 'I spend my time preciously, doing the things I find fulfilling’

41. 'I listen to my heart’

42. 'I listen to my body’

43. 'I accept the past and move on’

44. 'I am abundant’

45. 'I have learned form my mistakes, and from the mistakes of others’

46. 'I can detach myself when necessary’

47. 'I listen when nature speaks’

48. 'My mind is cleared of all negative thoughts’

49. 'I am pure and clean’

50. 'I am renewed’

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Ask about me 🌱

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Witch Tip for Free Tarot Cards🔮 🕯

Did you know you can easily print a set of tarot cards off the internet? Just google free printable tarot cards and many options come up download a pdf and print! There are also many mini sets too that are perfect for grimiores!