reset. reset. reset.

Helen's dowry of destruction doesn't have SHIT on my dowry of eternally bad jokes

[undead-knick-knack]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[lilstinky]

db cooper got back on the plane when people weren't looking

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[ovadrive]

[castellankurze]

The Gimli Glider is one of those stories where every aspect sounds more fake than the last and yet it all actually happened.

-A passenger plane was underloaded with fuel because Canada had just converted to the metric system and everyone supposed to double check their numbers got it wrong. -When the plane ran out of fuel they were too far away to make it to an in-service airport and had to head towards the Gimli military base.  Which was shuttered. -They were coming in to fast due to a lack of flaps control and had to perform a series of slips (as shown in the video above) to slow down, basically drifting a giant passenger plane. -As they come down they realized that just because Gimli’s been decommissioned doesn’t mean it’s abandoned because a bunch of people are having drag races on the runway they’re about to need. -Despite everything they managed to land safely and no one was killed or even hurt which is why it’s one of the best air disasters to meme on.

[zanmor]

The Wikipedia page on this is fantastic and my favorite line from it is “Flying with all engines out was never expected to occur, so it had never been covered in training.”

[lesferatu]

Nice

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[weepingwidar]

Andrew J. Park (American, 1996) - Screen Sanctuary II (2026)

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[we-have-black-marble-at-home]

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

[cardboardlife]

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[miscellaneous-marios]

[bloop-doop-woople-deactivated20]

Repairing with gold, kintsugi

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[salvnder]

male coworkers after you joke with them a little bit

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[longseasons]

"muscle mommy" "cardio bunny" these women don't fucking KNOW you bro

[such-sights]

Why do people call strong women such things... when they should be calling them, "sensei".

Train And Fight.