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bells-lettres

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

elodieunderglass

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

nimrochan

Why not find a Jewish man? We can control the weather 🤫

jewishpangolin

But do any of them have the character for "water" in their names?

dogpuppy

oleskyfm

despazito

the-quasar-hero

Why do you blog?

Honor

Glory

Duty

Justice

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

ask-pacman

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

atmospheric-minimalism

Pablo Picasso, Sans titre (L’écuyère), approx. 10 x 13 cm, 1952

deaddeerbody

thememedaddy

shithowdy

"Neighborhood Watch"

as a birdwatcher, i registered a certain familiarity with how the entire neighborhood converged with their horns and whistles to drive away the threat. this is definitely a rough piece, but i had to get it out of me.