i didn't become a little bit of a slag, i became a total slag

[foreman]

faggot.com/careers

[coutureicons]

[kiraisntcool]

my brain 25/8

[thelaughingbear]

The queen’s English

[annamouglalis]

ppl hate to see a woman proud of her uquiz result

[brittlebonedmethhead]

i am a recovered empath

[spokenitalics]

my take on the books vs fanfic debate is that the written word was invented by the devil

[theshitneyspears]

What's Duolingo

She sings New Rules x

[wacksabbath]

[moleshow]

[aworldofhurt-deactivated2021121]

God works in mysterious ways TO YOU. I get it though

[rslashrats]

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

[wagamaggot]

lmaoo you’re just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you’re not

[wagamaggot]

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

[redchrominance]

this is gwyneth paltrows p

[knightofleo]

“But is it fashion?”

[atrisk]

lovers to enemies.....

[kishizumi-deactivated20230425]

me: *finishes a task that wasn't on my to-do list*

me: :l

me: *adds the task to the list just to cross it off afterwards*

me: :)

[kristina100000]

no one:

sagittarius:

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Top 5 things you plan to do once quarantine is over?

I’m gonna play fuck marry kill in real life

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils