newsflash asshole

[jiltedjohn]

Alia Shawkat for Nylon magazine, July 2015 issue.

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Her mi on e

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[straightpeoplereceipts]

do gay people exist? a university professor challenged his students with this question. a student bravely replied, “yes, they do!”. the professor shook his head at the student and said, “no, they don’t”. 

another student raised his hand and said, “can i ask you a question professor?”. when the professor nodded his head yes, the student stood up and asked, “if gay people don’t exist, how come when i was in the third grade, i thought i was gay because i could draw?” the professor sat down, stunned. the young man’s name — macklemore. 

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Being able to draw makes someone gay?

[straightpeoplereceipts]

It’s Just Like Macklemore Said

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He’s here.

[goldenagc]

even now I lie awake, knowing history has its eyes on me

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