I came here to laugh at you.

🌙🚀🍕💀🖤 Ashley. She/her. Yuuri on Ice, FFXV, bioware, and band trash.

[damianimated]

If something brings you happiness (and it isn’t hurting anyone) never let the opinion of someone else put a damper on it.

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[setheverman]

i’m…………..

[blimeyboyo]

[estramor-deactivated20231029]

[prozdvoices]

I asked my grandma to name ALL the Smash Bros Ultimate characters!!!

[porterr-robinson]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Margaritas aren’t girl drinks they’re drinks for everyone.

[deadlilmoon]

well kay i need to draw smth about this joke 

[midori-n]

Delicious, finally some good fucking food ____ Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

[reboogers]

[holepsi]

ubisoft conference mood

[luminarai]

t’challa: shuri this is my new friend thor he lost an eye and needs a proper prosthetic

shuri: brother you can’t keep bringing home broken white boys and ask me to fix them

thor: my apologies princess shuri! I never meant to inconvenience you, I shall take my leave immediately -

shuri: shut up I already made you three new eyes this one has tiny lightning bolts that glow in the dark

thor: :o

[yekkes]

Bite him nose

[dj-pelu]

Installed

[bob-belcher]

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #1264

(He’s not wrong.) (Not 100% sure on the original dialogue source, but this post was the earliest one I found.)

[petr1kov]

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

[buckyonthelam]

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

[lionlass7]

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

[stephrc79]

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

[lizziekeiper]

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

[goodinthestacks]

get him

[breelandwalker]

SLAAAAAY

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING!

[10-dutchies-12-bicycles]

@morganathewitch

[morganathewitch]

I’M SCREAMING

[queerdungeons]

birth

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

THE PORTAL OPENS

[walmartdionysus]