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[iatejoebiden]

my mom is sleeping on the couch because my dad has the flu and i am trying to hard not to wake her up by eating pepperoni on the couch at 3 am

[iatejoebiden]

on the way to see wicked my dad asked if ariana grande played dorothy and when it started he asked if elphaba was related to the wicked witch of the west

[iatejoebiden]

i have a small grwm tik tok account and earlier i was telling my dad that they’re banning tiktok and i explained they’re saying it’s because china is stealing our data and he said “does china really want to know how you do your makeup in the morning that badly”

[iatejoebiden]

when i was in fourth grade i had this awful teacher who everyone hated and one day we were learning about force and motion and this one kid wasn’t paying attention so she asked him if the plastic bin in front of him would move if she applied force to it and he said “no?” because he wasn’t paying attention and she slapped it across the room so hard it hit the wall

[iatejoebiden]

i like doing the big font it makes me feel important

[iatejoebiden]

i would

i would mess up a head of lettuce so

[fangorn-forest]

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing