iBacon

Sometimes you just gotta let the impulsive thoughts win and eat a raw dandelion

[fungicidecarhorn64ad]

Hambubur

[ibaconstudios]

this is the exact thing I needed to read, thank you for changing my life

[ibaconstudios]

To add on to separating art from the artist, we should just simply gaslight society into thinking that anything great that was created by an absolute dirtbag was in fact not created by said dirtbag and instead was made by some other, preferably extra amazing, not a dirtbag.

J.K. Rowling? Writing Harry Potter? Sorry, I'm pretty sure you meant to say Mr Rodgers. Don't worry it's a common mistake

[woman-becomer]

Weezer if they sold lemonade

squeezer

Weezer if they were made out of cheese

cheezer

I know these jokes are really funny but the thing is I was able to come up with them really quickly. Idk but writing a post like this just comes natural to me

[ibaconstudios]

Weezer if they made it their mission to make people happy

Pleezer

[i-am-a-fish]

sorry I haven't been posting on tumblr for a few days. I've been really happy irl

[ibaconstudios]

Good for you Fish glad to know you're doing well

[lordstormageddidnt]

Just got chucked into the ocean again 😔 sad

[fungicidecarhorn64ad]

Quick Alfie grab on

[ibaconstudios]

Oh, no. Ad, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music?! THAT'S A 4/4 STRING OSTINATO IN D MINOR

EVERY SAILOR KNOWS THAT MEANS DEATH!!

REEL ALFIE IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!

[fungicidecarhorn64ad]

*speeds up my reeling in by tenfold*

[ibaconstudios]

HURRY AD THE MUSIC'S GETTING FASTER

[lordstormageddidnt]

Just got chucked into the ocean again 😔 sad

[fungicidecarhorn64ad]

Quick Alfie grab on

[ibaconstudios]

Oh, no. Ad, quick, reel it in! Can't you hear the music?! THAT'S A 4/4 STRING OSTINATO IN D MINOR

EVERY SAILOR KNOWS THAT MEANS DEATH!!

REEL ALFIE IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!

[virtualgirladvance]

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

[virtualgirladvance]

You guys know I have good posts too right?

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

this is a good post its super relatable i do the same thing

[ibaconstudios]

Born to wag tail forced to bounce leg

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

You guys are so lucky I’m a gimmick blog and can’t spam post about the fictional men I want

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

Be free. Who's going to stop you? You hold the absolute power over here. Flood everyone with men.

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE YOU’RE RIGHT

THIS IS A THREAT

[ibaconstudios]

DO IT OMINOUS THREATS TELL US EVERYTHING

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[dougielombax]

Come on potato!

Nothing ventured! Nothing gained!

[ibaconstudios]

Come on potato I'm waiting on a job here do your potato thing!

[ibaconstudios]

Crazy to think how us artists are pretty much in the "shit a robot might take over our job" era huh

[ibaconstudios]

Imagine the day when ghost hunters start hunting for ghosts from gen z

"can you give a word for me on this box?"

"yeet"

[ibaconstudios]

Who's going to tell the random baby name websites I visit asking me if I'm pregnant or have pregnant friends that I'm just some author trying to find a very specific name for my character

[yuurei20]

Twst Merch Giveaway: Light-Up Magical Pen (Twst Fes version)

What: One light-up magical pen with a "Twisted Wonderland Fes" strap.

The "magestone" part of this pen can light up in seven different, interchangeable colors. These were particularly fun at Twst Fes, where the audience would change the colors of their light depending upon what seiyuu was speaking at the time.

This pen (still in packaging, seen above) was actually purchased from the Twisted Wonderland Exhibition in Yokohama rather than from Twst Fes itself, but "Twisted Wonderland Fes" is written on the strap. It is also available via Aniplex's Online Store.

Who: Anyone can participate!

Shipping is free of charge to any country except where the post office says no, which (to my knowledge) is the following places: Yemen, Guatemala, Sierra Leone, Somalia, Chad, Bolivia, Liberia, Micronesia, Marshall Islands, Libya, Russia, Ukraine.

How: Please reblog this post! No need to follow or like (unless you want to!), winner to be selected by random number generator.

This same giveaway is also running on Twitter, because there are actually two pens, so there will be two winners! Feel free to participate in both, if you so wish!

When: Starting now! This giveaway ends in 24 hours at 7am on Wednesday, December 20th (Japan Standard Time).

Winner will not be announced publicly (just in case someone is looking to get a gift for someone else), so please be sure that you can receive messages! (Ghost camera bags were both successfully shipped yesterday!)

[pukicho]

your ligaments

[ibaconstudios]

Please no I kind of need those

[ibaconstudios]

Every person who is dating a pansexual who isn't a pansexual themselves is now a pot to go with their pan

Y'all are pots and pans now

[ibaconstudios]

A siren having to get creative with luring a ship in because her song doesn't work since everyone in the crew is either

-a gay man

-a straight woman

-aroace

-or deaf

[ibaconstudios]

Me: *finds a cool new song to listen to*

Also me: "Oh yeah, this'll make some epic daydream material later"