the goat

getting used to this darn thing :)

[iballsofthenorth]

sludge warlock

trying to make this thing go viral, take a look yall!

[iballsofthenorth]

i dont got nothin

[iballsofthenorth]

anyone know if Punxsutawney Phil does debates?

[iballsofthenorth]

catch me tomorrow night LIVE at the SUPER BOWL! 6:30 PM EST! i didn't bring a parachute. please catch me. you are my only hope

[iballsofthenorth]

big things coming for me in 2025! and you! i have visions of all the things that will happen in the world. but only the good things. okay so not everything just the good things. i dont know the bad things and am neglecting to warn you. okay i lied entirely. Happy New Year!

[iballsofthenorth]

shared joy is a double joy shared sorrow is half a sorrow costco hotdog is $1.50

[iballsofthenorth]

people keep asking me, "goopier or oozier??" i raise a different question.

[iballsofthenorth]

Hello.

it was only a matter of time

[iballsofthenorth]

sludge surfin' sunday y'all

[iballsofthenorth]

just won my first (and last) chess tournament. a bunch of poindexters and charlatans who couldn't handle the heat of my "warlock's gambit." i believe this makes me "The Magnus of Carlsen" i think?

[iballsofthenorth]

i dont hold grudes i only hold sludges gross. dont do it

[feline-insolitum-deactivated202]

no one gets me like my tumblr mutuals do.... *slowly deforms into a pile of green goop and shlorps away*

[duel-versus-reprise]

@iballsofthenorth

[iballsofthenorth]

the awakening of ten thousand year slumber

[cerealloremaster]

previously @iballsofthenorth , aka sludge warlock/kraz/krag/ciaran

[iballsofthenorth]

new account

[iballsofthenorth]

thinking of making an actual account on the tumb and using it more but am too attached to the sludge warlock brand

twitter is hell website with little oomf interaction also i want to somewhere to dnd post

what do i do

new account & come back to spread wisdom on this account every blue moon

transform this account, end of an era

Voting ended onApr 24, 2024

[iballsofthenorth]

whoever told me to "spice" up my "vocabulary" by saying "well well well.. look who it is" instead of "hi"... they got me doing 5-10 years on account of tax evasion. thanks for that. its all your fault.

[iballsofthenorth]

cant watch shark tank. they JUST turned down someone for even suggesting "coward the couragely cat." really demotivating stuff

[iballsofthenorth]

TURN THAT DAMN THING BACK ON ALREADY!!!